I couldn't think of anything better than a lovely swim in a melted dairy milk bath, followed by a cleansing and then rather steamy shower with Brad Pitt.
I couldn't think of anything better than a lovely swim in a melted dairy milk bath, followed by a cleansing and then rather steamy shower with Brad Pitt.
Every year the kids ask me what i want for my birthday and every year they get the same answer - a vineyard in Italy. And do they ever get me one ? Selfish B******s
I bought a fair sized plot of land in Cornwall a few years back. It has a bronze aged Cairn on it. By the time I'm 40 I want to be living there (not IN the cairn obviously) in a self built cabin. Thinking about it I'd better get a shift on.
I dream of a world where man treats man with compassion and real love and wars don't exist.
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Nah only joking... It's a w.ank off Scarlett Johassohn for me.