Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Reckon SKY Sports have their work cut out to drum up any kind of enthusiasm for the Premiership this season. The players limp-wristed performances in the World Cup knocked millions off their collective value. Looking a bit tarnished all of a sudden, not the modern-day gladiators SKY would like to have us believe. They’re just chavvy sports-lottery winners, and Rooney’s being s dropped by supermarket chains before he’s twenty one. That’s unheard of. Already Liverpool have been scraping a result at home against a Tel Aviv brewery side, Crouch looking like the uber-spazz he patently is and Gerrard doing that grimacing knackered thing he does and the rest of the team being dumb blonde Scandos who don't give that much of a flying f*** and random Spanish-sounding shirts. Does anybody actually care about these people anymore? Look at the face! Bovvered? Am I bovvered tho. Look at the face. Gawd bless Withdean and Local Football For Local People innit.