Poll: Holidays from Hell...

[Dandyman]

As we are now in the summer season which holiday would you NEVER want to go on ?

 

[pasty]

Any 18-30 type holiday (although now to old). Spending a holiday drinking. clubbing and getting off my head every night no longer appeals. Been there. Done that. Got the UDI's

 

[poke]

i wouldn't like to go on a naturist holiday

 

[Uncle Buck]

Avoid anything that involved sitting on a beach for 2 weeks, too much out there to see without wasting valuable time increasing your chances of skin cancer and anything that involved staying the UK.

Why or why did we have to get knocked out early...

 

[London Calling]

MALTA IN FEB WITH A PSYCHO WOMAN.

I AM NOT SURE WHAT WAS WORST.

 

[Wozza]

You missed out Saga holidays (for the over 60s).

I went on one of those once - by mistake, obviously.

 

[Safeway]

Got to be the family package. All the others have redeeming features (pasty, how can you call "drinking. clubbing and getting off my head every night" as bad thing?!).

Can't imagine anything worse than being herded onto a cramped JMC 737 surrounded by loud, stinking northerners who have saved for ten years for their week on the Costa Brava, and having a similar experience around the pool, in the restaurant and bars for the duration of the holiday.

f*** that.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can't imagine anything worse than being herded onto a cramped JMC 737 surrounded by loud, stinking northerners who have saved for ten years for their week on the Costa Brava,

That has brightened my afternoon up no end...

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

Got to be the family package. All the others have redeeming features (pasty, how can you call "drinking. clubbing and getting off my head every night" as bad thing?!).

Can't imagine anything worse than being herded onto a cramped JMC 737 surrounded by loud, stinking northerners who have saved for ten years for their week on the Costa Brava, and having a similar experience around the pool, in the restaurant and bars for the duration of the holiday.

f*** that.

 

[Easy 10]

Nudist holidays are a no-no.
Naturists are invariably the most scabby collection of deformed mutants to walk the earth. Mis-shapen floppy tits, grotesque pot-bellys, frightening body hair, vile blotchy arses wobbling all over the place. And they walk around under the severe misapprehension that the human body is "beautiful". Christ, imagine being surrounded by that for two weeks.

I admit I'm no Adonis, but at least I only regularly thrust my naked form in the face of the one I love (although the girl down Sketchleys has threatened to take out an injunction if I do it again).

 

[Safeway]

Nudist holidays are a no-no.
Naturists are invariably the most scabby collection of deformed mutants to walk the earth. Mis-shapen floppy tits, grotesque pot-bellys, frightening body hair, vile blotchy arses wobbling all over the place. And they walk around under the severe misapprehension that the human body is "beautiful". Christ, imagine being surrounded by that for two weeks.

I admit I'm no Adonis, but at least I only regularly thrust my naked form in the face of the one I love (although the girl down Sketchleys has threatened to take out an injunction if I do it again).

I dunno, the idea of a nudist holiday screams two words to me: Permanent boner.

 

[Easy 10]

I dunno, the idea of a nudist holiday screams two words to me: Permanent boner.

You're thinking of Benny Hill sketches. In real life nudists are always MINGERS.

 

[Mr Popkins]

Safeway- have you still got your season ticket for Volks railway?

didnt you use to spend your days going back and forth on it past the nudist beach?

 

[Marshy]

Christ a Tuscany Luvvie Villa would be one of my favorites !

 

[Buckingham]

Having visited Blackpool on a busy Easter Saturday this year, I never ever want to go back!

 

[Safeway]

Safeway- have you still got your season ticket for Volks railway?

didnt you use to spend your days going back and forth on it past the nudist beach?

Used to?!

Oh yeah, get yourself over to NSP and read the sticky thread about a night up the dogs. Your presence is required!