Points and Goal Scoring

[Beach Hut]

After all this madness today let's have a footie thread.

Arsenal could notch up a hefty tally of goals tonight how about teams that win by 5 clear goals or more get an extra point ?

Open to abuse or a good idea ?

 

[Northstander]

*normality resumes*



Well done beach hut

 

[Virgo's Scottish Gran]

stupid idea

 

[Northstander]

shit I forgot to answer.....


I think its a good idea, and if anby plaers get blinding goals...(see Terry Henry's tonight) then they get a cash bonus.

This will be a good incentive for players to try and take shots they wouldnt do normally!

 

[Biscuit]

I don't think so.

Imagine being relegated by one point because your rival notched a fluke?

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Crap idea. Far better, when a player scores a goal, he must don a comedy Moose suit and leg it down an It's a Knockout - style assault course that runs the length of the side of the pitch. If he avoids the wet sponges hurled by members of the opposite team and makes it back in a set time, he gets a bonus goal or something. Perfect.

 

[Northstander]

What about behind each goal, sits a big beasted hunney in a t'shirt above a pool of water!

When a goal goes in, she gets dunked!



*and so ends another footie debate on NSC*

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Big beasted or big breasted? Perhaps it could vary depending on the club ... ###### get a fat munter in ill-fitting hipsters, Chelsea get Rachel Stevens, or some such tasty lass ...

 

[Northstander]

Big beasted or big breasted? Perhaps it could vary depending on the club ... ###### get a fat munter in ill-fitting hipsters, Chelsea get Rachel Stevens, or some such tasty lass ...

Perhaps we could have Jordan!