Pointless signs on back of work vans!

[METALMICKY]

Always wondered why people bother with the sign saying "No tools stored overnight ".

Do they really believe that every thieving scallywag will accept that statement at face value and move on to the next van they spot not making the declaration. "Sorry mate don't mind I break in and check".

Almost as daft as "Baby on Board "which must surely to translate to "otherwise please feel free free to drive like a complete tool as you will only possibly endanger the lives of adults "

 

[albion534]

I once had a 'baby in boot' on my car, safe to say not everyone thought it was funny

 

[Seasider78]

'This van is limited to 60mph' as it overtakes you on the motorway doing 85mph

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I like the ones on the back of vans that say 'limited to 70mph' I particularly enjoy this when following one on the motorway going at 85-90

 

[Bedsex]

Almost as daft as "Baby on Board "which must surely to translate to "otherwise please feel free free to drive like a complete tool as you will only possibly endanger the lives of adults "[/QUOTE]

I've been told that the reason for having the "baby on board" sticker is in case of an RTA, the services will know to look for a baby in the car or surroundings. Obviously not helpful if the parents don't remove the sticker whenever they travel without said child.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I like the stickers that say 'how am I driving?' ring 0800(whatever) does anyone ever ring if they see some crap driving?
I made a sticker and put it under one saying 'DO WE GIVE A SHIT'

 

[Kumquat]

IF YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT GO HOME! I'm paraphrasing a bit......

 

[BN9 BHA]

I saw a 'baby on board' sign changed to 'board on board' in the back window of a surfer's van.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

I like the stickers that say 'how am I driving?' ring 0800(whatever) does anyone ever ring if they see some crap driving?
I made a sticker and put it under one saying 'DO WE GIVE A SHIT'

If you have a crash with a vehicle with that sticker on it, do you then call it and say their driving is a pile of shite ?

Genuinely pointless, that and if your going to call up about a driver who is bad whilst your driving, you may as well let people call you.

 

[BN9 BHA]

If you have a crash with a vehicle with that sticker on it, do you then call it and say their driving is a pile of shite ?

Genuinely pointless, that and if your going to call up about a driver who is bad whilst your driving, you may as well let people call you.

Exactly, you have a crash because you are writing the phone number down.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Not sure if you can read the sign on the back of the lorry.

 

[Hillian1]

 

[albion534]

View attachment 47568

 

[BN9 BHA]

View attachment 47567

Not sure if you can read the sign on the back of the lorry.

This always makes me laugh, I see it in Newhaven all the time

 

[Dick Head]

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I like the stickers that say 'how am I driving?' ring 0800(whatever) does anyone ever ring if they see some crap driving?
I made a sticker and put it under one saying 'DO WE GIVE A SHIT'

I phoned one of those numbers once, and they claimed that the reg no, which I was reading off the back of the lorry (my wife was driving), did not belong to them.

 

[el punal]

On the back of security vans : POLICE FOLLOW THIS VEHICLE

Why?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

View attachment 47567

Not sure if you can read the sign on the back of the lorry.

Great sign...but the prisoners at Newgate did'nt think that when they put up the gallows at Tilburn...but there again...most of them were highly strung..!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Regarding the "no tools left in this vehicle overnight" sign, I've always been tempted to stick another one underneath saying "because they have families to go to at the end of the day"

 

[Razzoo]