please f*ck off

[Don Quixote]

f***ing shambles

 

[NMH]

The female voice is supposed to soothe the male spirit, hinting at nurture, comfort, and breast milk.

No man wants to be distracted by those things when the football is on.

 

[Brian Fantana]

She sounded like a cat being put through a mangler. If she had been put on a game that was remotely interesting or important then I would have been livid.

Makes a mockery of MOTD. She should be making Adrian Chiles' tea and no more.