Planned Making A Right Old Mess At MK-Is This True?

[nicko31]

I have been informed by an AFC Wimbledon fan who heard it from a MK Dons fan that we are all intending to stuff our pockets with scraps of paper and newspaper and ticker tape the Albion to rival River Plate 1978 (look it up youngchaps)
Apparently according to the Dons fan this is being done deliberately as there is a dispute amongst the stadium and the people that have to sweep up.

im calling bullcrap anyway on the rumour,but can 7000 people luzzing paper make that much of a mess?

Yeah and Albion get the cleaning bill

 

[Saltydog]

A what?

No idea how they are spelt. One of those annoying nosy thingymajigs that they had at the World Cup in SA. Sure you know to what I am referring........

 

[neilbard]

Why not through in some old fashioned bog roll too!

 

[Gazwag]

Are we going to do a palace coach driver in the toilets as well

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Why not through in some old fashioned bog roll too!

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Great luzzing tekkers there. I launched a bog roll from WSU on Tuesday that ended as an embarrassingly fully furled bombardment of some unfortunate in WSL...

 

[Bold Seagull]

Great luzzing tekkers there. I launched a bog roll from WSU on Tuesday that ended as an embarrassingly fully furled bombardment of some unfortunate in WSL...

The key is to have a good couple of metres unrolled before you throw so that the drag causes the roll to keep unrolling. Or like your unfortunate victim in WSL, you just end up luzzing a full roll onto someone's head!

 

[JC Footy Genius]

As I have a seat in the lower section near the front it's a no from me, although ...

 

[Diego Napier]

Great luzzing tekkers there. I launched a bog roll from WSU on Tuesday that ended as an embarrassingly fully furled bombardment of some unfortunate in WSL...

So that was you, you b*stard.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

The key is to have a good couple of metres unrolled before you throw so that the drag causes the roll to keep unrolling. Or like your unfortunate victim in WSL, you just end up luzzing a full roll onto someone's head!

Something on these lines.

 

[GT49er]

Are we going to do a palace coach driver in the toilets as well

In the unlikely event of finding a Palace coach driver lurking in the toilets in the away end at MK Dons, yes I suppose he could be in for a good kicking!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

is there such a thing as yellow toilet roll, that would be good

you can make it yellow but then it gets a bit soggy

 

[essbee]

The trouble with people in "alleged" authority saying "don't do this, don't do that" is that, in keeping with my
teenager's mentality - I will do the complete f******g opposite. I wouldn't normally bring
torn newspaper or whatever to a footie match - but I might well now.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

So that was you, you b*stard.

Soz. I will be using the tail drag technique at MK. I will also be reliving happy memories of many years ago by tearing a newspaper up into small squares and spraying it confetti style.

I am going to attempt a combined bog roll and confetti launch from one hand - dangerous but will be spectacular if it comes off.

 

[Diego Napier]

Soz. I will be using the tail drag technique at MK. I will also be reliving happy memories of many years ago by tearing a newspaper up into small squares and spraying it confetti style.

I am going to attempt a combined bog roll and confetti launch from one hand - dangerous but will be spectacular if it comes off.

Having already suffered the role of unwitting victim of your best effort on Tuesday evening, may I suggest that before Saturday's game you take every opportunity to practice your "one hand launch" in the privacy and relative safety of your bathroom.

 

[BBassic]

Is this what the club is referring to in that "now now, play nice" thing they posted earlier?

http://www.seagulls.co.uk/news/article/please-represent-brighton-hove-albion-with-pride-3012779.aspx

 

[vegster]

im calling bullcrap anyway on the rumour,but can 7000 people luzzing paper make that much of a mess?

Depends on how many of the 7,000 are Brighton University students. Never underestimate the amount of crap they can materialise from thin air.

 

[Lethargic]

Nah not for me I will be too busy besmirching.

 

[sten]

I have been informed by an AFC Wimbledon fan who heard it from a MK Dons fan that we are all intending to stuff our pockets with scraps of paper and newspaper and ticker tape the Albion to rival River Plate 1978 (look it up youngchaps)
Apparently according to the Dons fan this is being done deliberately as there is a dispute amongst the stadium and the people that have to sweep up.

im calling bullcrap anyway on the rumour,but can 7000 people luzzing paper make that much of a mess?

The only thing that will be a mess tomorrow is you after you drunk belchley & Fanny stretchford dry

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

Well I just popped down local Poundsaver and bought 20 rolls for £6.99p bargain but they don't work. You need proper old Bronco nicked off the train.

 

[el punal]

I heard from a mates auntie who has a neighbour whose cousin is in the know that there will be more than 7,000 clackers and vavulas laid out in the away end and Poyet is guest of honour.

Vavulas - a new range of products from Ann Summers?