Pizza Station, at Famer Station, opening on 7th Nov

[Blue Valkyrie]

If it's run by Southern, it'll have no pizzas available, only a replacement huss service.

They'll be arguing who opens the oven door.

 

[Rowdey]

Pizza is sold on the North concourse, but not having tried it, I can't say if it's any good.

It's very good -Not particularly cheap mind, at around £4 a very large slice, but nice alternative and it's cooked at the outlet (in advance, no waiting)

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I remember the burger stall outside the station. Burgers and hot dogs were fine, very little waiting time, £3 a pop if I remember and onions, something the Amex seems to have no idea exists. And they weren't a dry slab of meat slapped between wooden buns. But all good things come to an end, and the club had them evicted. Cheers Mr Barber, love you too.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It's very good -Not particularly cheap mind, at around £4 a very large slice, but nice alternative and it's cooked at the outlet (in advance, no waiting)

Have you tried the noodles? They are tasty.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I remember the burger stall outside the station. Burgers and hot dogs were fine, very little waiting time, £3 a pop if I remember and onions, something the Amex seems to have no idea exists. And they weren't a dry slab of meat slapped between wooden buns. But all good things come to an end, and the club had them evicted. Cheers Mr Barber, love you too.

To quote the vernacular, you've gone wrong. Burger stall was outside the station for the Norwich game.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I remember the burger stall outside the station. Burgers and hot dogs were fine, very little waiting time, £3 a pop if I remember and onions, something the Amex seems to have no idea exists. And they weren't a dry slab of meat slapped between wooden buns. But all good things come to an end, and the club had them evicted. Cheers Mr Barber, love you too.

As far as I'm aware the burger van had to move because of Brighton council and planning permission. They got that sorted out and are now back.

Barber isn't to blame for everything. 90% of it, but not everything.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Will Dunk or Murray get on the end of their set pizzas?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

As far as I'm aware the burger van had to move because of Brighton council and planning permission. They got that sorted out and are now back.

Barber isn't to blame for everything. 90% of it, but not everything.

Serves me right. Haven't used the train service at all in 2016, just don't trust it.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Serves me right. Haven't used the train service at all in 2016, just don't trust it.

I saw it when walking up from the Uni, having caught a 25 bus from town.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

To quote the vernacular, you've gone wrong. Burger stall was outside the station for the Norwich game.

So Barber wasn't to blame. Well, give me 2 mins and I'll think of something else.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I saw it when walking up from the Uni, having caught a 25 bus from town.

I get a lift straight up Falmer Way and next to the coach park. I guess if I jumped up and down?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If they do, I expect they'll come up with some better puns.

Do I get the job?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I get a lift straight up Falmer Way and next to the coach park. I guess if I jumped up and down?

Nah, you have to go to the other side of the station and down the steps of the footbridge.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Nah, you have to go to the other side of the station and down the steps of the footbridge.

I'll stick with the Guinness then, full of goodness and leg wobbles.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Do I get the job?

No.

Shit puns are shit.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: With tomato paste. Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? A: Ant-chovies. Q: How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? A: Pay for the pizza Q: What's the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? A: Pizzas are good. Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A: a piZZZZZZa. Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business? A: He wanted to make some dough. Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?" A: "No sir, it will be round!" Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? A: They can smell it but they cant eat it! Q: What is a dog's favorite pizza? A: PUParonni! Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cook? A: You wanna pizza me? Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog? A: After they have a very frank relationship! Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation? A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza. Q: Why is a pizza better than Justin Bieber? A: Everything's better than that piece of shit. Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? A: Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played! Q: What's the difference between a redneck and a large pepperoni pizza? A: A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four! Q: What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? A: Cheeses Crust. Q: What is the difference between a gay pizza delivery driver and a freezer? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? A: My pizza jokes can't be topped!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

No.

Shit puns are shit.

Booooooooo

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: With tomato paste. Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? A: Ant-chovies. Q: How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? A: Pay for the pizza Q: What's the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? A: Pizzas are good. Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A: a piZZZZZZa. Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business? A: He wanted to make some dough. Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?" A: "No sir, it will be round!" Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? A: They can smell it but they cant eat it! Q: What is a dog's favorite pizza? A: PUParonni! Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cook? A: You wanna pizza me? Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog? A: After they have a very frank relationship! Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation? A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza. Q: Why is a pizza better than Justin Bieber? A: Everything's better than that piece of shit. Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? A: Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played! Q: What's the difference between a redneck and a large pepperoni pizza? A: A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four! Q: What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? A: Cheeses Crust. Q: What is the difference between a gay pizza delivery driver and a freezer? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

A: My pizza jokes can't be topped!

Yes. Yes they can.

Simple tap-in for my seasonal favourite:

Q. What's Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?

A. Deep pan ,crisp and even

 

[Easy 10]

Yes. Yes they can.

Simple tap-in for my seasonal favourite:

Q. What's Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?

A. Deep pan ,crisp and even

Q. When does Saddam Hussein like to have his pizza ?

A. When Tariq Aziz


OK, I appreciate this pun has been wantonly adapted to be included in this pizza-based punfest (do you see what I did there ?)
But its out there now. Deal with it.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Q. When does Saddam Hussein like to have his pizza ?

A. When Tariq Aziz


OK, I appreciate this pun has been wantonly adapted to be included in this pizza-based punfest (do you see what I did there ?)
But its out there now. Deal with it.

On a side note, Saddam Hussein will have been dead 10 years next month. Doesn't seem that long at all.

Never underestimate NSC's ability to take a thread off on a tangent.