Phrases you know just aren't going to go away this season.....

[smeariestbat]

coz they hate palace

i'm in the north stand, dunno why they bothered with seats! somewhere to put my pie whilst i'm gesticulating i guess

 

[Acker79]

Why can't we have safe standing?

 

[Worthingite]

use of the word ruddy

 

[Acker79]

I can't believe we only got one minute of highlights on south today/football league show

If you go on [opponent's] website, you get 45 minutes of highlights, why does seagulls player only give us 5 minutes?!

 

[Danny-Boy]

I've got this mate who works at the Amex and they said a player has been shown round but I can't tell you who it is.......

Old man Gary? Could be useful with chips at free-kicks.

 

[Danny-Boy]

"It would be better if we started with two wide men..."

How about James Corden and John Prescott?

 

[goodoldsussexbythesea]

"could you sit down please?"... "no, f*** off."

 

[Farehamseagull]

Steve Claridge is a wanker. He said our style of play wouldn't work in the championship, he knows nothing about football and shouldnt be on TV.

 

[wunt be druv]

Michael Owen spotted in Brighton

Fortress Amex

Gus Poyets Brighton

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

[insert players name] could do a job

We need Murray back...

Keep calm and give it to Buckley

 

[pasty]

Bloody stewards

Where's everyone drinking before the game

Does anyone know where I can get cheap train tickets to <insert away team town here>

What time train is everyone getting to <insert away team town here>

How many to <insert away team town here>

Is it potg @ <insert away team town here>

I've got 10 squillion loyalty points but still can't get a ticket for <insert away team town here>