Phoenix Nights...classic lines

[aftershavedave]

from last night's show:-

two female singers come on stage, one black, one white, and sing:

"we are family,

i've got my stepsister with me"

absolute class!

 

[Gary Nelson]

'He's Gangster trippin'

 

[Stumpy Tim]

From the first series, Keith Lard was fantastic.

"Live or Burn. Your choice"

 

[Albion Edd]

From the first series, Keith Lard was fantastic.

"Live or Burn. Your choice"

Thats a great episode

Keith Lard: What do i fear most
Someone in audience: Rabies


The one a couple weeks ago with the fun day and the exploding cock was also a very funny episode

 

[GUNTER]

There was a horse that won last night called Pheonix Nights at 66-1!

 

[Gary Nelson]

'Its ok with DJ Ray'

 

[aftershavedave]

'Its ok with DJ Ray'

.....and from ray von last night (dressed as a japanese and dj'ing):

"that brought a tear to my jap's eye"

 

[Eggman]

How about that episoode when he's on a date with a women and this girl comes passed selling flowers for charity.

"Hello sir, flower for the lady"

"Fook Off"

Class

 

[Gary Nelson]

I liked the bit with the buking bronco's and Ray is on the decks
'Louder you scream the faster the ride'
Shamefully I didnt know until last night that Peter Kay was also Max the bouncer