Phil Mitchell

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Ah, Ross kemp? great on The Impression show.

 

[Durlston]

He did act well tonight though, absolutely off his head on crack. Watching it was awful, seeing someone f***ed like that - craving more. Just needs to lose a bit of weight and colour from his cheeks now.

 

[1066gull]

i love phil mitchell acting drunk

but janine was top form tonight, a part of me wants her to be happy but my god I totally feel for Ryan with that outburst!!!!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it was sheer brilliance tonight! i thought he was a hilarious drunk, but he's f***ing hilarious on crack

"i had to thank her somehow"

 

[Durlston]

it was sheer brilliance tonight! i thought he was a hilarious drunk, but he's f***ing hilarious on crack

"i had to thank her somehow"

How would he be able to get a boner on crack AND drinking?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

after you've been porking that shirley for a while, i think anything vaguely resembling a respectful woman, crack addict or not, would get any penis hard despite what shit's flowing through your veins

 

[crodonilson]

This is a message FAO: Phil Mitchell on behalf of NSC.

Sharon needs you, she's just had some devastating news, she looks a mess to be honest. You need to sort yourself out and she may need Ritchie too.

 

[Stato]

This is a message FAO: Phil Mitchell on behalf of NSC.

Sharon needs you, she's just had some devastating news, she looks a mess to be honest. You need to sort yourself out and she may need Ritchie too.

PM @Kosh. He'll know where Ritchie is:

 

[AmexRuislip]

I drove a coach with an Eastenders
'all star' eleven footy team that played against an RAF team for charity.
Didn't really know much about the bloke, but he was first and last off the coach for the match.
He kept himself to himself, didn't really engage with the rest of the lads who were half cut I'm sure.
I did think it a tad strange though

 

[Stato]

I drove a coach with an Eastenders
'all star' eleven footy team that played against an RAF team for charity.
Didn't really know much about the bloke, but he was first and last off the coach for the match.
He kept himself to himself, didn't really engage with the rest of the lads who were half cut I'm sure.
I did think it a tad strange though

A few questions:

Did you promise, but not deliver 'Diddy' David Hamilton and one of the Goodies?
Were you tied up by escaping prisoners?
Did you later run a cafe in 1940's occupied France?

 

[AmexRuislip]

A few questions:

Did you promise, but not deliver 'Diddy' David Hamilton and one of the Goodies?
Were you tied up by escaping prisoners?
Did you later run a cafe in 1940's occupied France?

I take it you did all of the above

 

[Stato]

I take it you did all of the above

 

[Chicken Run]

PM @Kosh. He'll know where Ritchie is:

 

[Kosh]

PM @Kosh. He'll know where Ritchie is:

Ritchie is probably in his mock German bar deep in his Californian mansion… musing on heraldry…

Searching for his light in the black.

 

[essbee1]

Alright mate chill out I watched the show for the first time in ages last night and I was giving my opinion on last nights episode which I personally thought was absolute rubbish. I didn't realise you could only comment on threads if you liked what was being talked about.

But you're right. Eastenders is absolute dogshit generally.