I thought for a minute this thread would be about a rumour of us signing him on loan...
England record
42 games, 22 goals.
I literally couldn't care LESS if you want to throw that NONSENSE argument at me of "oh but that's against rubbish teams blah blah blah". That's a great record.
This is going to sound ridiculous given the stats, but I honestly think he is actually a poor header of a football! He's all arms, often gives away silly fouls because he never seems to be able to jump cleanly. At 6' 7" he should have scored a lot more with his head.
Alan Shearer 6' 0"
Les Ferdinand 6' 2"
Duncan Ferguson 6' 4"
Dion Dublin 6' 2"
Teddy Sheringham 6' 1"
Completely agree!
I despise the 'rubbish teams' argument being used a way to take away from his record. If the teams that he scored against were so terrible why did so few other players get in on the act?
I had an inkling that we might be...Because they were rubbish too! You're aware England are rubbish right!?
I had an inkling that we might be...
Either way, that view just serves to further validate Crouch's scoring record!