Pete & Dud: The lost sketches

[Market Porter]

Sunday, BBC2 at 10pm, recreations unfortunately but could be good.

Originals: NSFW

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[Hiney]

Oh Dear Little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your Nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

The best job I ever had was.................................................

 

[Hiney]

The best job I ever had was.................................................

Cleaning lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's ****

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Did you know that the average Muslim can survive for a whole year on a single grain of rice?

Oh sorry I meant Mosquito, not Muslim. I keep getting them confused.

Priceless humour from P&D

TNBA

TTF

 

[John Bumlick]

talking of recreations, i f***ing LOVE this one. you f***ing cunt.

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[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Cleaning lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's ****

She used to go out bathing in Malibu and up they would go - Malibu-de-bum-bum.