Pete Burns

[Barrel of Fun]

I just read on ceefax that a coat owned by Pete Burns has been seized after he claimed it was made of Gorilla Fur, and it is illegal to own such an item in the UK. If found guilty, he faces a prison term!

Damn right. Wearing animal fur makes me angry anyway, but Gorilla fur!?!??! Throw away the bloody key!

 

[Dez]

the bloke's a complete c*nt. End of!

 

[Les Biehn]

I like Pete Burns, she's fit.

 

[Goodfella]

Ugly f***ing thing, should be shot.

 

[smudge]

One question about that c u n t Burns.

Why does a geezer who's spent so much time, effort & money trying to look like a (f***ing ugly) bird, hate women so much?

Unprovoked attack on the fit Baywatch Babe tonight which ended in the freak calling her an "L.A. Whore".

They should have put just one geezer in there with a hint of backbone who wouldn't put up with that shit & knock the cod faced prick spark out.

Preston is a bottle job; prick!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Bring in Tyson!!!

 

[Sergi Gotsmanov]

Preston is a bottle job; prick!

Maybe, but he's going to be shagging that Chantelle in the next couple of weeks.

Lucky Bastard.

(also wears a lot of lacoste)

 

[Goodfella]

I dont know what planet he is from, but i sure am glad i aint in that f***ing house with him. I have nightmares just thinking about it.

He will be lamped sooner or later surely.

Shoul be called Pete Burnhim.

 

[clapham_gull]

One question about that c u n t Burns.

Why does a geezer who's spent so much time, effort & money trying to look like a (f***ing ugly) bird, hate women so much?

Unprovoked attack on the fit Baywatch Babe tonight which ended in the freak calling her an "L.A. Whore".

I quite enjoyed that

 

[Les Biehn]

Chantelle in 5 years. I would put money on it, shes horrible.

 

[Ben Dover]

ha ha ha.....that looks scarily like her! I used to like french maids, not so sure now though!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ugly f***ing thing, should be shot.

Could make some Gorilla a Pete-skin coat.

 

[shingle]

One question about that c u n t Burns.

Why does a geezer who's spent so much time, effort & money trying to look like a (f***ing ugly) bird, hate women so much?

Unprovoked attack on the fit Baywatch Babe tonight which ended in the freak calling her an "L.A. Whore".

They should have put just one geezer in there with a hint of backbone who wouldn't put up with that shit & knock the cod faced prick spark out.

Preston is a bottle job; prick!

totally unprovoked, burns is a despicable coward who only attacks women. I hate him

 

[Roger Mellie]

One question about that c u n t Burns.

Why does a geezer who's spent so much time, effort & money trying to look like a (f***ing ugly) bird, hate women so much?

Unprovoked attack on the fit Baywatch Babe tonight which ended in the freak calling her an "L.A. Whore".

They should have put just one geezer in there with a hint of backbone who wouldn't put up with that shit & knock the cod faced prick spark out.

Preston is a bottle job; prick!

That was funny - so he verbally beat up some stupid american bitch whats wrong with that??

 

[Sergi Gotsmanov]

Chantelle in 5 years. I would put money on it, shes horrible.

Shit. She looks Ok ish to me.

I need a shag really soon. Standards are starting to slip.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Quote from a website

Up to press,i had thought of Pete Burns as an arrogant, egocentric, ignorant fool. Having just seen the charity he is representing, he now has my full support. Transsexuality is difficult at any age to cope with. He obviously recognises this, and is supporting the charity for young transexuals..Really hope you win Pete, so this charity can get some much needed resources. XX
Jacqui W, Leeds

 

[Les Biehn]

 

[Vanity]

I think the police have now proven that while it is genuine real fur it is not from a gorilla and is not illegal.

 

[clapham_gull]

That was funny - so he verbally beat up some stupid american bitch whats wrong with that??

 

[Goodfella]

Diana Dors init?