[Drinking] Pervert on the Looose

[The Camel]

The story is from 2007.

Why do these weird stories get bumped on the BBC website occasionally?

 

[Wellesley]

Wheel loose.

 

[perseus]

The story is from 2007.

Why do these weird stories get bumped on the BBC website occasionally?

Three years off the register. Three+ years on the loose. Could be anywhere?

 

[The Camel]

Three years off the register. Three+ years on the loose. Could be anywhere?

Especially if he's been riding his bike.

 

[banjo]

The story is from 2007.

Why do these weird stories get bumped on the BBC website occasionally?

These things go in cycles.

 

[Pickles]

Was it a chopper?

 

[skipper734]

Previous evenings he had returned home with the Pub bike. He then thought I don't need to go out, I have a bike of my own.

 

[fat old seagull]

The story is from 2007.

Why do these weird stories get bumped on the BBC website occasionally?

That's bad news! He's probably sha**ing cars by now. Incidently if the apparatus is more than 16 years old is it legal. I've got my eye on an ancient mangle in our local auction

 

[somerset]

Bloody pedal-phile..... string him up.

 

[GT49er]

He pled guilty to a breach of the peace - so would have been even stranger if he hadn't been convicted!

Even stranger to me was that he was prosecuted for a breach of the peace in the first place - he was doing it in the privacy of his own locked room, and the cleaners entered uninvited, using a pass key. As far as I can see, the only thing the poor bloke did wrong was not bolting the door as well as locking it!

Still think he must be bl**dy weird though!

 

[Silk]

Now one of BBCs most read stories even though 7 years old! Well done.

 

[Stat Brother]

The guy deserves to be banged up if it was the bike pictured.

Had it been one of my bianchi's he could have pleaded provocation.

 

[symyjym]

That's bad news! He's probably sha**ing cars by now. Incidently if the apparatus is more than 16 years old is it legal. I've got my eye on an ancient mangle in our local auction

Don't do it, can I tempt you to get a Hetty instead;

 

[dingodan]

I'm really going to need to see the bike before I make a judgement on this.

 

[seagurn]

some poeple want chaining up.

 

[fat old seagull]

Don't do it, can I tempt you to get a Hetty instead;

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Mmmmm she's cute I grant you that.....but how dirty is she ?

 

[Surf's Up]

Well yes, he obviously knew they had him on legal grounds. I just find the legal side of it quite interesting in that case, as presumably what he was doing wasn't harming anybody else.

A breach of the peace is a criminal offence in Scotland, it's something else entirely in England & Wales.

So does that mean I can shag my bike, which, truth be told, I have been finding increasingly attractive over the past couple of months, without fear of prosecution and even if interrupted in flagrente delicto by the cleaner?