People you dislike

[Bobby's Gull]

Daniel Bedingfield is v.fine

I hate idiots that pull out in front of you at the last minute so you have to slam your breaks on and people that do not how use roundabouts, they're bloody simple!!

 

[beorhthelm]

In no particular order:

Parking Wardens (no not Traffic Wardens, they have a wisker of authority and can apply discresion)
The French
Socialists
Bloody Liberals
f***ing NIMBYs

oh dear, must calm down now

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Everybody!

 

[Bwian]

Every single member of the royal family-bunch of wasters. An accident of birth makes you think you are better than me?
Every hereditary peer-an accident of birth makes you think you are better than me as well?
ManUre fans
Roman frigging Chelski Abramovitch
Dead Loss Ross
Keith Prosser
Barry Hearn
Nicky Law
Sam Hamman
Victoria bloody Beckham
Trevor 'tabloid tv news' McDonald
Lenny Henry
Maggie Thatcher-evil bitch
Bernard Ingham-fat tory twat
Victoria Bottomley
Peter Bottomley
Every f**kwit Sussex tory who won't give their support in our bid for Falmer
there's more- but-I- must- breathe-..... and then have a lie down

 

[Rambo]

Gordon f***ing Ramsey

 

[NMH]

toilet fairies

twats who think they are summat funny for trying to get away with not working, getting their round, or paying for anything.

twats who think they are funny or daring playboys by trying to get your bird's attention or move in while you are getting the drinks.

dago merde-a-donna. Die quickly you fat greaseball of slime.

comedians who have the same line all the time, over and over, followed by canned laughter. Also the people who decided to put canned laughter after almost every line of script on comedy shows.

wealthy clients who try chiselling everyone who they ever hire, usually for small money that ahould mean sod-all to them.

anyone who doesn't like me, obviously only a twat could dislike ME ?

mosquitos. I really dislike that insect. It waits til you are about to doze off, then tries to land on exposed skin and suck blood, little fuqers.

twats who feel compelled to tell me there's a 'leash law' for my dog, even though the beasty is lying asleep out of everyone's way and never tries to bother anyone when awake either.

nazi wannabes, which is anyone who gets a uniform or some pathetic type of authority and has to over-exert it on people. bouncers and janitors, marina 'dockmasters', stewards, and yes, occasionally moderators (especially on aol, where it was always rife with wannazis).

feminist dykes. Always ugly munters that have an axe to grind because they can't get a man, so they blame us and yet dress as men and get crap haircuts as if it proves their lack of need for a man. silly cows!

people who have to do something surreptitious and sly against you because they don't have the capacity to come back from even the smallest slight, confrontation or jab at them. wankers.

I could go on, but I also dislike people who go on

 

[Spicy]

Blimey, we are quite an angry lot aren't we?? Now then, deep breaths everyone ........................ and relax.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Religious fanatics of all religions
Scousers
Penelope Cruz - vastly overrated ugly actress
Jennifer Lopez - vastly overrated fat-arsed slapper
Portsmouth Football Club
Portsmouth

 

[Harold]

People responsible for spam email.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jennifer Lopez, agree there Tim, how far up her own arse is she? Every single song of hers has to contain some reference about how "real" she is, how she's from the block, or how she's never lost touch with her roots in the Bronx.

Yeah, I bet you go back there all the time Jen. In your Bentley, wearing a $50,000 mink coat and a $1 million worth of diamond jewellery. Very "real"....

Also- Vanessa Feltz- fat, self-obsessed and publicity seeking.

Daniel Bedingfield- annoying voice, high pitched, whiny and on the radio as I write.

David Gower- irritating, smug, humourless while presenting the cricket.

Every It Girl on the planet- lazy spongers who do nothing for a living other than spend Daddy's money and try and get in the papers. Yes, I am jealous.

Peter Andre- "oh yeah, man, you know, I'm just, you know, like, totally, oh you know, man, it's just, you know, awesome man!" Fails to realise that the likes of Chris Moyles etc are actually taking the piss of him and genuinely thinks they like his records.

Anthea Turner. Fortunately it appears that her career has long since disappeared down the toilet. There is a God.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Every single member of the royal family-bunch of wasters. An accident of birth makes you think you are better than me?
Every hereditary peer-an accident of birth makes you think you are better than me as well?
Maggie Thatcher-evil bitch
Every f**kwit Sussex tory who won't give their support in our bid for Falmer

Unsure about the rest of your list but agree 100% with these!!

 

[Simster]

Jennifer Lopez, agree there Tim, how far up her own arse is she? Every single song of hers has to contain some reference about how "real" she is, how she's from the block, or how she's never lost touch with her roots in the Bronx.

Yeah, I bet you go back there all the time Jen. In your Bentley, wearing a $50,000 mink coat and a $1 million worth of diamond jewellery. Very "real"....

Every It Girl on the planet- lazy spongers who do nothing for a living other than spend Daddy's money and try and get in the papers. Yes, I am jealous.

Peter Andre- "oh yeah, man, you know, I'm just, you know, like, totally, oh you know, man, it's just, you know, awesome man!" Fails to realise that the likes of Chris Moyles etc are actually taking the piss of him and genuinely thinks they like his records.

Anthea Turner. Fortunately it appears that her career has long since disappeared down the toilet. There is a God.

Vanessa Feltz doesn't seem to be all that fat anymore though. Did you see here on Celebrity Fit Club. The girl done good.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I saw a picture of Ross Kemp this morning. He's a proper bell-end.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Daniel Bedingfield is v.fine

amen to that!!!

he's coming to the brighton center next year!! yay!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The old git who was sat behind me on my flight home from New York yesterday. He moaned about anything and everything from take off to touch down, despite there being not much wrong at all, and generally gave the poor crew a really hard time.

"You have a shit airline. It's shit, it really sucks, and I'll never fly with you again. Shit, the bunch of you, you're all shit"

He wasn't even drunk, but sat and glared at everyone who passed him on the rare occasions that he wasn't moaning.

On a happy note, a while into the flight, the guy sat next to him accidentally spilt his Bloody Mary all over the miserable American git, covering his trousers and seat with tomato juice.

I had to hide in my seat, I was laughing so much. At least then he really had something to moan about.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Palarse wankers.