People who become football experts once every four years.

[Franks Wild Years]

Doing a job in a posh office today and I've just come back from the "chill out area" (used to be called a coffee machine) and had to hold my tongue at a couple of toady nerds who wouldn't know a football if it whacked them in their shrivelled up scrotums. f***ing moaning on about the state of English football and how much better other sides are.
Now, this may be true but what gives these twittering arse munchers the right to say so. They spend four years fiddling with thier own sausages whilst gently grilling their local club over the fading embers of little Britainness, complaining about noisey football fans and the bad example set by David Beckams and Mickey Rooney, then try and hitch a free ride on the glory bound bullett train to world football dominance and think they can spout their uneducated, flatulant opinion at any poor soul trying to get a quick coffee before he starts work.
I f***ing HATE THEM.

 

[zefarelly]

very clever what you did their with Mickey Rooney . . .keeps you at one with the masses

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Doing a job in a posh office today and I've just come back from the "chill out area" (used to be called a coffee machine) and had to hold my tongue at a couple of toady nerds who wouldn't know a football if it whacked them in their shrivelled up scrotums. f***ing moaning on about the state of English football and how much better other sides are.
Now, this may be true but what gives these twittering arse munchers the right to say so. They spend four years fiddling with thier own sausages whilst gently grilling their local club over the fading embers of little Britainness, complaining about noisey football fans and the bad example set by David Beckams and Mickey Rooney, then try and hitch a free ride on the glory bound bullett train to world football dominance and think they can spout their uneducated, flatulant opinion at any poor soul trying to get a quick coffee before he starts work.
I f***ing HATE THEM.

Do you?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

OK, hate's a bit strong.

Loathe ? Despise ?

 

[WATFORD O]

NO, HATE IS THE RIGHT WORD.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Not strong at all. I am all for people joining in with the festivities and so on. BUt Joe Average that hasn't got time for football until a big tournament and then as you say, becomes an expert....

Where are they when their local club needs them, the bread and butter of football? Nowhere to be seen.

Then we see them again in four years time, or two years if they can face the Euro Championship without the sexy Brazil playing.

 

[zefarelly]

without the sexy Brazil playing.

are you blind ?

that should be the overweight bucktoothed inbred freaks . . . . .not sexy surely ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

are you blind ?

that should be the overweight bucktoothed inbred freaks . . . . .not sexy surely ?

They are sexy to the irregular football 'fan' who knows nothing of the game.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

are you blind ?

that should be the overweight bucktoothed inbred freaks . . . . .not sexy surely ?

Whatever floats yer boat I supose

 

[Man of Harveys]

So? Reminds me a bit of the snobbery shown on here during the build-up to the play-off final towards some of the fans who - like me, obvously - HADN'T stood in the snow 40 years ago watching us getting beaten at Darlington or wherever.

Moneyed, irritating poshos, along with their spoilt children - who, like 90% of Reading's support will be more interested in hotdogs than the game - are among the sort of people we'll need to fill Falmer.

 

[Lokki 7]

I am going to Gelsenkirchen on CORPORATE tickets. I am a world cup whore.
That is all.

 

[Napper]

plastics do my head in. Some geezer had a painted face and a drum down the pub on sunday . .. . whats that all about.
The worse kind is def those that you mention who not only have an opinion on it all but they refuse to conced any of your points.....middle management are particularly bad as they feel cos they are above you this gives them greater knowledge on all areas. it f king doesnt !!
I usually find most these plastics are super negative too ! we are in the 1/4 finals ffs , get behind the team , wash that paint off your face , shove that flag up your ar se and get behind the team you annoying , no knowledge PLASTIC

 

[Franks Wild Years]

So? Reminds me a bit of the snobbery shown on here during the build-up to the play-off final towards some of the fans who - like me, obvously - HADN'T stood in the snow 40 years ago watching us getting beaten at Darlington or wherever.

Moneyed, irritating poshos, along with their spoilt children - who, like 90% of Reading's support will be more interested in hotdogs than the game - are among the sort of people we'll need to fill Falmer.

I agree MOH, unfortunatly I think that most of this type of 'fan' are more likely to support Chelsea or Man U. I know I'm generalising, and I don't buy into this idea of 'glory hunters' when it comes to play off finals or Tottenham games we need as many people as possible to turn out, but they bloody annoyed me.

And it was supossed to be a light hearted tale of everyday work place anger and bitterness.

 

[Man of Harveys]

And it was supossed to be a light hearted tale of everyday work place anger and bitterness.

Now THAT I buy into.

The very posh people are work with are YOUNG, NICE and very KNOWLEDGEABLE about football. They even organise clever little sweepstakes and shit, and I join in - right, like THEY have been to Carlisle to see us draw 0-0. How f***ing irritating is that?

 

[Tooting Gull]

like THEY have been to Carlisle to see us draw 0-0. How f***ing irritating is that?

I went to that game...therefore I am a super-fan. And an expert on football at least once every two years.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Doing a job in a posh office today and I've just come back from the "chill out area" (used to be called a coffee machine) and had to hold my tongue at a couple of toady nerds who wouldn't know a football if it whacked them in their shrivelled up scrotums. f***ing moaning on about the state of English football and how much better other sides are.
Now, this may be true but what gives these twittering arse munchers the right to say so. They spend four years fiddling with thier own sausages whilst gently grilling their local club over the fading embers of little Britainness, complaining about noisey football fans and the bad example set by David Beckams and Mickey Rooney, then try and hitch a free ride on the glory bound bullett train to world football dominance and think they can spout their uneducated, flatulant opinion at any poor soul trying to get a quick coffee before he starts work.
I f***ing HATE THEM.

Where are you?? you must be round here somewhere.

Were they discussing where they are getting their Henley Hamper from, if so you are definatly on our 3rd floor priviledged pricks.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Doing a job in a posh office today and I've just come back from the "chill out area" (used to be called a coffee machine) and had to hold my tongue at a couple of toady nerds who wouldn't know a football if it whacked them in their shrivelled up scrotums. f***ing moaning on about the state of English football and how much better other sides are.
Now, this may be true but what gives these twittering arse munchers the right to say so. They spend four years fiddling with thier own sausages whilst gently grilling their local club over the fading embers of little Britainness, complaining about noisey football fans and the bad example set by David Beckams and Mickey Rooney, then try and hitch a free ride on the glory bound bullett train to world football dominance and think they can spout their uneducated, flatulant opinion at any poor soul trying to get a quick coffee before he starts work.
I f***ing HATE THEM.

Bang on there old son,always the same arseholes who say"Brighton would be much better off at Waterhall,You can put a railway halt in there You Know!"
No, you f***ing cann't,now f*** off, you tiresome tit.

 

[Wardy]

I had to hold my tounge in Boots the other day. I was waiting to pay for my razor blades when an old couple came up behind me talking about the previous nights England vs Paraguy game. One of them was convinced that the game was a draw becuase it was an own goal so did not count.

I nearly died when the other one replied or at least give the points to Parguay at least they scored.

 

[Brovion]

Actually the ones who think they're football experts once every four years I can live with. It's the ones who think they're football experts every fecking Saturday who piss me off.