People that everyone likes but you hate

[papajaff]

Muhammad Ali - can't stand the way he's revered. Give me Smokin' Joe any day. Ken Norton beat Ali fair and square and he was cheated out of the fight.
And Henry Cooper was getting the better of him so that twat Angelo Dundee split his glove so he got extra recovery time.
Your name is Cassius Clay you overrated prick!

 

[Brian Fantana]

Paul Merton - I find him, at the best of times, utterly patronising. His ability to do a gag to death on Have I Got News For You is right up with there with Rick Gervais' penchant for inserting awkwardness into almost every situation he ever encounters.

1 trick ponies, the both of them.

 

[jakarta]

Oooh, Harry Hill.

I have absolutely NO IDEA why anyone finds him funny, especially not that TV Burp programme that all the critics adore. It's about as funny as Beadle's About, but a lot cheaper on the ITV budget. I just don't get him at all.

And John Barrowman. Why does his annoying, beaming face feature on so many programmes? Does anyone actually like him or is it just a few BBC executives trying to make up our minds for us?

Re Harry Hill - people find him funny because the majority of TV Burp is taking the piss out of useless peak time crap TV. I'm sure most of the brain dead Saturday evening ITV viewers just about get the visuals but don't quite realise how sharp the rest of the show is....

Still if we disagree about this theres only one way to find out....... FIGHT!!!!

Agree about Barrowman and a big Yes to the smug and irritating Ross, Gervaise and Norton as well.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Davina McCall and that utter twat Michael Mcintyre

 

[Gonzo]

All the presenters of Top Gear.

I think it may be sacrilege to mention the People's Princess here, but I'm going to do it anyway.

2 VERY good calls there

Ryan Giggs

Care to elaborate on that one? The man is a model pro, comes across as a top bloke, and (on the whole) keeps himslef out of the limelight. If more top footballers were like Giggsy, maybe the fans wouldn't feel so detached and have so much animosity towards them.

 

[Philzo-93]

Jamie Carragher - He's a typical scouse prick (apologies but that's my view on him)

Phil Brown - He wishes he was Cloughie I reckon. Always trying to manipulate the opportunity when on camera. Should f*** back to his Thailand brothel if you ask me.

Simon Grayson - Now he's at Leeds I think he is trying to be Don Revie. Prick

 

[Wilko]

Not a person but a team: Brazil. Everyone wanks over them and how good they are etc etc. To me they are just full of cheating, diving pricks just like every other South American team. Contraversial I know.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Paul Merton

What's worse is that the audience on HIGNFY fall over laughing every time he makes a joke, and give him a round of applause for even the lamest one liner, while other guests can be far funnier yet don't get the standing ovation.

He occasionally comes up with something funny but is in increasing danger of disappearing up his own arse.

 

[Buzzer]

Care to elaborate on that one? The man is a model pro, comes across as a top bloke, and (on the whole) keeps himslef out of the limelight. If more top footballers were like Giggsy, maybe the fans wouldn't feel so detached and have so much animosity towards them.

Can't really. Completely irrational but can't stand him. Sorry.


With Wilko on Brazil. I've always hated them.

 

[gonefishing]

jimmy carr

 

[Storer68]

Different sport but

Kevin pietersen goes right up my nose. Self centred arrogant little afrikan mercenary.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Paul McCartney

Is in full command of his faculties, yet somehow everyone seems to think he was mugged by Heather Mills. Now as far as I can tell, he chose to marry the bint, he wasn't pressured into it, and yet as soon as it goes tits up, the media are all over her, calling her a golddigger and pitying poor old Macca. Surely if she was, he should have seen it coming. Their subsequent divorce was incredibly undignified, with all the petty media point-scoring exercises.

Plus the way he dyes his hair is really embarrassing AND he released the Frog Chorus.

But it appears there is a law against suggesting he is anything other than the saviour of popular music and a true saint.

 

[Rookie]

How could I forget Michael McIntyre, the Daily Mail's favourite comedian.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Terry Bleedin' Wogan

 

[pasty]

Ricky Gervais - I find him to be an obnoxious, obsequious cretin.

Yep.

Graham Norton. I have to turn off the TV if his smug face ever appears on it.

Yep.

Jonathan 'Wossy' Ross. Obscenely over-paid, over-rated, unfunny tosser.

Yep.

Russell Brand.

Yep.

Bono and The entire Geldoff family.

Yep.

Add to that Paul McCartney

Yep.

How could I forget Michael McIntyre, the Daily Mail's favourite comedian.

And yep.

Add Bruce Forsyth and Ronnie Corbett to that little lot and ship them all off to a deserted island never to be seen again.

 

[Braders]

Cheryl Cole
Coldplay

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Phil Brown - Should f*** back to his Thailand brothel if you ask me.

FACT
the brothel is in Eastleigh and it WAS Avram Grant but UK privacy laws protect it from being released

I'm a sports journo at Uni, and my lecturer's colleague at a news agency did the interview with Grant when he exited the brothel.....and allegedley he's not the first to use the brothel in question

FACT

 

[pasty]

Oh, and as it happens to be on. Gail Platt/Tilsley/whatever she's called this time. STOP BATTING THOSE f***ing EYELASHES YOU ANNOYING BINT

 

[looney]

Agree with virtually all nominations and add Jennifer Saunders and her equally unfunny other half lenny henry.


Jo Brand and most other people employed for humour purposes by the BBC.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

FACT
the brothel is in Eastleigh and it WAS Avram Grant but UK privacy laws protect it from being released

I'm a sports journo at Uni, and my lecturer's colleague at a news agency did the interview with Grant when he exited the brothel.....and allegedley he's not the first to use the brothel in question

FACT

I think you'll find that NSC isn't immune from UK privicy laws either. Like.