Pedant alert!! A little English lesson by me

[Terrace Dandy]

Can't spell? Are you trying to upset me, because if you are, then you've got to try harder than that - I heard worse than that when I was 5!

And I think you'll find that a lot more than a tramp has "gone for" me darling.

A lot more has gone for methan a tramp? I shouldn't reply to this after your comment. But You're f***ing joking right? You are the ugliest bird I’ve ever seen, your teeth are bloody huge, you’ve got spots bigger than the creators on the moon, you are shallow. you look like a retard, want me to carry on?

You like to slate people about their spelling but yours is worse than a Russian but cant hack it. like I’ve said, grow up stupid child.

 

[dougdeep]

Creators?

 

[Braders]

sorry

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

A lot more has gone for methan a tramp? I shouldn't reply to this after your comment. But You're f***ing joking right? You are the ugliest bird I’ve ever seen, your teeth are bloody huge, you’ve got spots bigger than the creators on the moon, you are shallow. you look like a retard, want me to carry on?

You like to slate people about their spelling but yours is worse than a Russian but cant hack it. like I’ve said, grow up stupid child.

Come on you little c.unt ive heard them all before.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Come on you little c.unt ive heard them all before.

f*** knows what the nice people say behind your back.

 

[Safeway]

I think SOMEONE'S had a bit too much sunshine and Shandy Bass.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

What's your problem TD? Leave the girl alone. This thread is far from the most annoying thing posted on here in today, and this abuse is totally out of order.

You can try to bully people but really you just look like a sad c u n t.

 

[Incredigull]

Getting a bit OTT on here,calm down it's only a messageboard

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

f*** knows what the nice people say behind your back.

To be honest i couldnt give a f***, i know i'm an annoying bitch who works too hard and concentrates on herself too much. I know i miss breakfast and sometimes lunch to be 8 stone. I know i have funny fingers and a big forehead, big teeth and a funny nose. I know my insecurities have lead me to depression.

But you know what? I know I'm a million times better than you. and i know that i'm going to be successful, unlike you who is going to have no-one crying at your funeral.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Creators?

I didn’t start this thread up about grammar, I'm merry after a good day out and just taking the piss out of her for being a stupid muppet when her English is worse than a Russian. Just thought she’s a twat. Trying to start a thread and be clever when in actual fact she’s made herself look bloody stupid for her English.

 

[dougdeep]

I didn’t start this thread up about grammar, I'm merry after a good day out and just taking the piss out of her for being a stupid muppet when her English is worse than a Russian. Just thought she’s a twat. Trying to start a thread and be clever when in actual fact she’s made herself look bloody stupid for her English.

Not as stupid as you though.

 

[bigc]

frankie says relax

or in this case, big c says relax

 

[bigc]

I know i miss breakfast and sometimes lunch to be 8 stone.

could I have your breakfasts and lunchs you miss?

 

[Safeway]

I was right, then.

Are you a GOON? Know the symptons

Number 1: Posting on message boards when pissed.




Go to bed, mate.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Not as stupid as you though.

You really that f***ing thick? or are you after a f*** with the minger?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

could I have your breakfasts and lunchs you miss?

If you want!

 

[Braders]

frankie says relax

or in this case, big c says relax

i say rolex

 

[dougdeep]

You really that f***ing thick? or are you after a f*** with the minger?

It's" ARE you". Not "You". When I first came on this board you laughed at me for making one mistake. Get a life!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

It's been a glorious day today, summer must be just around the corner.
Let's all smile and agree it was a lovely long weekend.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

i say rolex

brilliant