The Clown of Pevensey Bay
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I think he stepped down from the force (no doubt on one of the MASSIVE pensions you get when you retire aged about 42) and did some security work for Sussex CCC. Possibly the Albion as well.
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PC Beard - Goodbye
- Thread starter Artois
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PCBEARDMLORD
Isn't it ?
Morning, still here and still PC Beard. Who is trigger ?? PC Beard from the Goldstone Days was PC Forbes I think.. He now looks after speed camera's !!
Keeping a low profile from my wife at the moment
Keeping a low profile from my wife at the moment
JBizzleBeard
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A drunken photo of me and my mate from about 13/14 years ago (looking like complete retards!) with PC Beard. Well it is a copper with a beard, can someone confirm that this is/was the beard himself? I remember being very excited at the time of this photo, its memories like these which make me remember what **** I used to look and act!!!! 
I hope the photo has actually come out or else I will look like even more of a bellend!
I hope the photo has actually come out or else I will look like even more of a bellend!
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JBizzleBeard
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Oh yea I am the ugly tw@t holding the beers for anyone that is remotely interested.....
A drunken photo of me and my mate from about 13/14 years ago (looking like complete retards!) with PC Beard. Well it is a copper with a beard, can someone confirm that this is/was the beard himself? I remember being very excited at the time of this photo, its memories like these which make me remember what **** I used to look and act!!!!
I hope the photo has actually come out or else I will look like even more of a bellend!
That is indeed the famous man himself. Scourge of the North Stand.
Who also remembers the older, fiercer copper in charge (wiry looking chap, grey hair) also used to Police the North. Used to know his name (kicked me out vs Palace during the ZDS game) but long since forgotten it.
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
Perhaps it is time that he was updated, PC Goatee or maybe PC Sculpted face fuzz...maybe he has been promoted, Sgt Beard or Insp Beard...doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
The Large One
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JBizzleBeard
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I remember a time in the North stand when PC Beards helmet was taken from him and past around the entire North stand. 
And I believe to a tune goin:
'Wheres your helmet gone?'
'Wheres-your-helmet-gone?'
This probably happened on more than one occasion AND to be fair I just wanted to see how many times I could type helmet in a post.
HELMET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I believe to a tune goin:'Wheres your helmet gone?'
'Wheres-your-helmet-gone?'
This probably happened on more than one occasion AND to be fair I just wanted to see how many times I could type helmet in a post.
HELMET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JBizzleBeard
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f*** me - you ARE ugly.
WERE sir, WERE. Not anymore though, I am quite the scrumptious hunk these days.
That was near on 14 years ago to be fair!
The Large One
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Is that a... PONYTAIL you're sporting there...?
JBizzleBeard
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Yes I am afraid to say that WAS a ponytail I WAS sporting. I have learnt from my mistakes in both hairstyles and fashion in my 'older' age.
NMH
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You don't have to answer to MISTER POTATO HEAD y'know TS.
The Large One
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Good job too.
In fact, all three in that picture a follicle retards - not a decent coiffure between you. And I only learned my lesson about beards a year ago.
JBizzleBeard
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Actually its quite funny now I look back on this photo, it smacks of (apart from ugliness and drunkeness) the 90's. I thought the 90's were ok too. How bloody wrong I was.
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JBizzleBeard
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Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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Thats not "PC Beard" in that photo - he was alot older than that.
the helmet incident was Cambridge at home when McDougald scored from that great turn on the edge of the box...then smashed it home.
the helmet incident was Cambridge at home when McDougald scored from that great turn on the edge of the box...then smashed it home.
JBizzleBeard
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WHOAH HOLD UP THERE!!!! You can't just drop that bombshell on me like that TMLS man!!! This you say, is NOT PC Beard? Is this some kinda sick joke?
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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Its certainly "A" PC Beard.
But not "THE" PC Beard (my lord)
But not "THE" PC Beard (my lord)
Publius Ovidius
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Yes it is!!!