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p.o.g

New member
Apr 11, 2008
25
You are all invited to the palace staying up party.
The champagne will be of the finest sour grapes variety ,and large portions of humble pie will be available free of charge.
As i am in such a good mood i will also arrange for a few woman to be present. unfortunately they wont go down on you .
 








The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
You are all invited to the palace staying up party.
The champagne will be of the finest sour grapes variety ,and large portions of humble pie will be available free of charge.
As i am in such a good mood i will also arrange for a few woman to be present. unfortunately they wont go down on you .

Well, if you arranged them, they'll only be ones who go down on their fathers. Once they've eventually found out who they are.
 


Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,063
Kitchener, Canada
Champagne?

Where did you steal that from then?
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
A few woman eh?
 


jordanseagull

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2009
4,069
You are all invited to the palace staying up party.
The champagne will be of the finest sour grapes variety ,and large portions of humble pie will be available free of charge.
As i am in such a good mood i will also arrange for a few woman to be present. unfortunately they wont go down on you .

Bloody hell, how many of you aren't in Sheffield?

I may aswell ask you, too. Why aren't you there?
 


Cloughie

New member
Jun 7, 2009
426
In which caravan is this taking place?
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick




Johnny Fever

New member
Jan 11, 2010
212
Are they allowed a party on a Sunday night?
Oh yes there's no school tomorrow, it's a bank holiday. I forgot
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
i'll come and i'll do to your toilet what i did to the one at selhurst when we beat you. a massive treacle like runny shit that ruined the back of the pan. non-flushable. would have paid a thousand pounds to see the cleaner retch over that one! haha!
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
19,976
Playing snooker
i'll come and i'll do to your toilet what i did to the one at selhurst when we beat you. a massive treacle like runny shit that ruined the back of the pan. non-flushable. would have paid a thousand pounds to see the cleaner retch over that one! haha!

Don't know about everybody else, but I'm guessing this is Tank posting, not Race...
 


Whitterz

Mmmmm? Marvellous
Aug 9, 2008
3,212
Eastbourne
Your need to celebrate while you can, next season will be very interesting for you, to say the very least:lolol:
 




Whitterz

Mmmmm? Marvellous
Aug 9, 2008
3,212
Eastbourne
i'll come and i'll do to your toilet what i did to the one at selhurst when we beat you. a massive treacle like runny shit that ruined the back of the pan. non-flushable. would have paid a thousand pounds to see the cleaner retch over that one! haha!

and you still played after that??
 


porkypie

On the road to no where
Oct 31, 2009
2,650
Button Moon
i'll come and i'll do to your toilet what i did to the one at selhurst when we beat you. a massive treacle like runny shit that ruined the back of the pan. non-flushable. would have paid a thousand pounds to see the cleaner retch over that one! haha!

Legend!:lolol:
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,283
at home
to be fair we would also have gloated if they had gone down.

talking to some of the palace lads on Friday, they are seriously worried they have played their last game at Selhurst....and did you know Jordan is involved with one of the consortium!! I wouldn't want someone like him anywhere near my club after shafting the club
 


Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,643
East Wales
You are all invited to the palace staying up party.
The champagne will be of the finest sour grapes variety ,and large portions of humble pie will be available free of charge.
As i am in such a good mood i will also arrange for a few woman to be present. unfortunately they wont go down on you .
No sour grapes required, most on here thought you would stay up:wrong:
 






portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,400
You are all invited to the palace staying up party.
The champagne will be of the finest sour grapes variety QUOTE]

:lolol::thumbsup:
 


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