Paris gets carried away, NOT SAFE FOR WORK (SORT OF)

[BHA Jordan]

Whoops

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

That is not attractive. At all. And look at those mutant toes! What a mess.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I expected a picture of her getting carried away by bouncers. I can't see anything wrong with this pic.....oh dear lord

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Ignoring the fact her thingy is eating her knickers..........has she got a girdle hiding her beer gut (yes i know I'm too picky)

 

[1066gull]

Sorry. But out of all the women, she is the worst.

And worse than our own Katie Price.

 

[Bry Nylon]

...I would

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Bloody frogs? I thought she war American....

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Bloody frogs? I thought she war American....

No! Don't bite. If he truly thinks that Paris is her nationality and not her name, then there is no hope for the educational system.....

 

[Les Biehn]

Why has Paris hidden that camel up her skirt?

 

[London Calling]

is that Chantelle?

 

[Bwian]

Bet daddy's real proud

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

It's a BLOKE. If a jockstrap was that tight, how would your face look?

 

[KNC]

Why am I thinking about John Wayne?

 

[Cian]

Munter. Pure and utter munter.

I wouldn't. Not even in desperation. I'd have to have no arms, first...

And this is before getting on to the fact that shes a SLAG.

 

[Juan Albion]

Why am I thinking about John Wayne?

Cos she's big leggy?

 

[Del Boy]

Look at the mutated monkey feet on that!

 

[junior]

I would!

And i dont believe any of you guy's wouldnt if she laid it on a plate for you!

 

[junior]

Seems she has a habit of getting her Growler out.

 

[junior]

Now tell me you wouldnt!!