Parental Nightmare - advice needed

[Silent Bob]

Why would he want to do that ?

There are some quite inbred places in Florida.

 

[Billy Mays]

Thank you all. Some very inspiring and helpful responses there.
Comment for Brighton Rock though. You seem a decent enough bloke and I'm not looking to start a pointless round of name calling but I couldn't help noticing your avatar. "Welcome to CPFC - winning is everything".
Noble sentiments but arguably better suited to the Bernabeu than Selhurst perhaps?!!!

Thanks again fans of proper football (even Palace) everywhere. Will sit him down for a father / son chat tonight and hopefully we'll hear no more of this foolishness.

 

[The Large One]

Let us know how it goes.

 

[Icy Gull]

Let us know how it goes.

Odds on that he (father) loses.

 

[barney]

1/10

 

[withdeanwombat]

Have him sectioned.

 

[B.M.F]

Where do the Rhinos hail from? Rochester MN or New York?

Up north in NY mate. Not a bad little stadium and much better than going next door to watch the Red Wings baseball team

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Threaten to castrate him.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Thanks again fans of proper football (even Palace) everywhere. Will sit him down for a father / son chat tonight and hopefully we'll hear no more of this foolishness.

Yeah, well he will probably convince you to start supporting Manchester Braves, or whatever they are now, by tomorrow A.M.

 

[vegster]

Take him out in to the woods and tie him to a tree then hang a couple of pork chops around his neck... drive home

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

As the childs godfather (and therefore supposed moral guardian) I feel partly to blame for this. When the boy left these shores, the Albion were on the up again following the playoff final and Championship bound. I've even sent over one of TLO's 'Made in Sussex' T-Shirts to remind him of his heritage.

However, earlier this year I sent over the DVD of the first half of last season. Anyone watching that would be disillusioned. I was going to take over the latest DVD when I visit later this year but on reflection I don't think this will help.