[Humour] Panic over, my man bag has been found!

[Herr Tubthumper]

“ A jogger reported finding a bag on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau......”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

 

[Baker lite]

“ A jogger reported finding a bag on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau......”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

Hope the batteries hadn’t leaked...


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[Jack Straw]

It's not unusual to see a rabbit in the woods?

 

[zefarelly]

Sounds like someone was trying to hide any evidence of a short but explosive affair

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

“ A jogger reported finding a bag on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau......”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

It wouldn't happen in ..... oh!

 

[Eeyore]

Ring of fire.

 

[Wardy's twin]

maybe they need to review whether it was a mortar shell they found in Stanmer Park earlier in the week or a butt plug.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Local people often report"strange vibes"when in that part of the forest.
The discovery still caused quite a buzz amongst the bomb disposal team.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

maybe they need to review whether it was a mortar shell they found in Stanmer Park earlier in the week or a butt plug.

Using a mortar shell as a buttplug is maybe stretching things a bit too far,don't you think?