Palace, Who the f*** are palace?

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I Don't know why their leaving
or where their gonna go
I guess they've got thier reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Palace
(Palace, who the f*** are Palace?)

Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell them how I´m feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Palace.
(Palace, who the f*** is Palace?)




Beat that!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[fatboy]

 

[NMH]

Hmm, poet's corner eh?
Mind if I have a go? ;

I never thought we'd see the day,
palace in the prem ?
that scummy lot with too much to say
get a load of them
They're losing games week in week out
and points hand over fist
in their own net it's no goal drought
they're just one big limp wrist

their hero Dowie said foller the van
don't dally on the way
he drove the bugger off a short pier
down's their only way
sad cockney wannabes have one round for dinner
then fumigate the fleas
and count the cutlery and silverware
they're all dodgy pi-k-eys

So if you think about the premier league
spare a thought for palace
the a mock turtle team in wonderland
tripping, just like Alice
Don't feel sorry for that bunch of clowns
coming down quite soon
Have some laughs at their expense
and sing them this great tune

"We hate chrystal palace, we hate palace too - AND pALACE !"

 

[eagles #1]

Palace are the team that you love to hate and after 13 years of not playing them they thrashed you 5-0 and we all laughed so much for many weeks and months infact we are still laughing to this day, watchin your faces as you had to stay behind, great times

 

[Cian]

Is it just me, or did you manage to bugger a perfectly good Linkin Park song (OK, their *only* good song in my opinion) there?