Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Travelling on the Costa express.
And once inside the ground all the scum chants will be thrown in our direction and Aunt Getrie will be none the wiser.Perry Milkins said:No I have advanced my strategy one stage further. To be completely trouble free I am having a cup of tea and some digestives at my Aunt Gertie's in Woodside. No colours will be worn and she has arranged for PC Humphrey Dinwiddie to escort me to the gates.
Good idea eh?
paulie said:We'll still get ya - roadblocks between Shirley and Addiscombe to prevent stray vermin from sneaking through.
Croydonbloke said:And once inside the ground all the scum chants will be thrown in our direction and Aunt Getrie will be none the wiser.
In her own words `wasn`t it nice to see Perry, such a lovley young man and wouldn`t hurt a fly such a good family man he is`
We'll still get ya - roadblocks between Shirley and Addiscombe to prevent stray vermin from sneaking through
JonC said:I think you should get free travel for your part in signing half of the Brighton squad. Go with Dick or summat.
Perry Milkins said:Oh by the way Helmut Struntz will be accompanying me to the game (wash the game). He intends to roar, roar the big noise as well.
bhaexpress said:Well there's no lack of asses up there is there ?
AJ's Love Monkey said:And no lack of them in your team either bha!![]()
AJ's Love Monkey said:And no lack of them in your team either bha!![]()