Palace Keeper

[Biscuit]

Looks like one of those ugly pigeons which gets beaten up by it's mates...

Discuss.

 

[Braders]

I'A MAKE YOUA OFFER YOU CAN'TA REFUSE!

 

[eagles #1]

lol hes an ugly git! get one of Sir Iain Dowie and you'll be avin nightmares!

 

[Spicy2]

Compared to Iain Dowie I reckon he looks a nice boy!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[ro's pants]

what's happened to his top lip?!

 

[Juan Albion]

Looks like one of those ugly pigeons which gets beaten up by it's mates...

Discuss.

Maybe that's why his own players keep kicking the ball at him...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He's even more attractive now, with a nice greasy long haircut, as well as a permanent "I wish someone else would pick that damn ball out of the net this time" expression

 

[GUNTER]

With the long greasy hair he looks like ex-tennis player Conchita Martinez.

 

[trueblue]

If only being ugly was the worst of his problems. As a keeper, he's a

 

[Croydonbloke]

If only being ugly was the worst of his problems. As a keeper, he's a

Is he related to your keeper one way or the other

 

[perth seagull]

Is he related to your keeper one way or the other

Yeah, our keeper is the one who got all the good genes while yours is the ugly runt who got the left overs.

 

[trueblue]

Is he related to your keeper one way or the other

I'd back either of our 'keepers over that loser. What is he, 5'2" (as well as being hopeless)?

 

[Croydonbloke]

I'd back either of our 'keepers over that loser. What is he, 5'2" (as well as being hopeless)?

I thought he was only 5ft he`ll appreciate the extra 2".
When we`ve finished with him maybe neaxt week we`ll send him over to you as he may be good enough for your squad.

 

[Albion Rob]

Who cares what he looks like, he's letting in comedy goals by the bucletload!

 

[Biscuit]

Who cares what he looks like, he's letting in comedy goals by the bucletload!

lol, but the face he looks like a bullied pigeon makes it all the funnier.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Who cares what he looks like, he's letting in comedy goals by the bucletload!

Bucletload
I`ve not seen much that your useless keeper wouldn`t let in.
What front you lot have got slagging Palace off when your twice as Shit.

 

[Biscuit]

Bucletload
I`ve not seen much that your useless keeper wouldn`t let in.
What front you lot have got slagging Palace off when your twice as Shit.

Kuipers is better than pigeon face,
Roberts is better than pigeon face,

He has conceeded a bucket load, and he is shit.

Brighton are not shit...were just slow starters.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Kuipers is better than pigeon face,
Roberts is better than pigeon face,

He has conceeded a bucket load, and he is shit.

Brighton are not shit...were just slow starters.

Slow starters what a fine excuse.
Apiece of shit you`ll be proud of.
Kuipers who
Roberts? never heard of him.

 

[Biscuit]

Slow starters what a fine excuse.
Apiece of shit you`ll be proud of.
Kuipers who
Roberts? never heard of him.

You won't have of Roberts. Your lot will only buy em if their foreign, as for Kuipers..only one of the best keepers in the lower leagues..beats you pigeon face anyday. Wolves..double save...no?

Brighton have a better goalkeeping situation than you.