Palace Fan sharing our house for a couple of weeks

[fisons]

Right.

We have a Palace fan moving in to share our house with us for a couple of weeks. To be fair he is a lovely lad and so long as he doesnt wear his smeggy shirt or try to talk about Glenn Muwway I think we should get along ok.

However, I thought it might be useful to get some hints and tips on living with a dead rat eater for a brief period and wonder what advice forumites might have.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Make it pay a deposit for fumigation when it goes.

 

[Triggaaar]

Film it, than blackmail it

 

[The Modfather]

Make it pay a deposit for fumigation when it goes.

No. Get cash upfront or you may have to accept 1p in the pound

 

[Hungry Joe]

Don't let him anywhere near your matches.

 

[Working class pride]

Right.

We have a Palace fan moving in to share our house with us for a couple of weeks. To be fair he is a lovely lad and so long as he doesnt wear his smeggy shirt or try to talk about Glenn Muwway I think we should get along ok.

However, I thought it might be useful to get some hints and tips on living with a dead rat eater for a brief period and wonder what advice forumites might have.

Tell young Nigel that some of us olduns remember when palace were a worthy rival and could also get 26000 through the gate..

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We have a Palace fan moving in to share our house with us for a couple of weeks. To be fair he is a lovely lad and so long as he doesnt wear his smeggy shirt or try to talk about Glenn Muwway I think we should get along ok.

FFS fisons

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Make it watch golden oldie videos of Brighton winning games, in fact put it on a 24 hour stream in its room.

 

[Bakesy]

Beat the f*** out of him, its tradition.;-)

 

[Kazenga <3]

Kill it before it lays eggs.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

If the house mate was female i would try to shag her (in my colours) oh well,the day he leaves poison his tea with laxatives or something..

 

[TheMajor]

He won't turn up !

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Treat it like this...

Posh Dinner Party... Meet Clive! - YouTube

 

[skipper734]

Remove all fire-starting materials from him. Keep a good eye on your own fire-starting materials. Remove sharp objects. Give him a good pat down and baggage search on arrival and departure.
Brief any Wives, daughters or females you are fond of, who he may come in to contact with. Think that's about it.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

More tips...

Clive the Geordie - YouTube

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Treat it like this...

Posh Dinner Party... Meet Clive! - YouTube

That Maid is wasted on him,send her to look after me,oh and i can digest quiche..

 

[Dougie]

Are you Jonathan Ross?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Are you Jonathan Ross?

Who Dougie?

 

[Socialist Sid]

You could make him feel at home by putting an old sofa and fridge in the front garden.

If you really want to make him feel comfortable put a couple of wheels on his bed.

 

[hitony]

Kill it before it lays eggs.

This!!

It is vital that you don't let it breed, think about others, the worlds future and all that!!!