Palace about to sack Kember

[Storer68]

Apparently a crisis meeting between Jordan and Kember has been going on since 2pm (according to their messageboard)

 

[Bwian]

Bollocks.....I was rather hoping he'd last the whole season.

 

[Juan Albion]

It will take them an hour or two to realise they are currently at the same club. Then another hour to realise they aren't there to do a bit of grocery shopping downstairs.

By 5pm, Jordan's brain will be worn out, so I reckon Agent Kember is safe for another couple of months.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Even if Kember goes, they've still got Jordan

 

[Hunting 784561]

Could mean Dowie to Palace ....

 

[Agent Kember]

Wont make any difference, even Jesus couldn't save that shower of shite.

 

[Juan Albion]

Wont make any difference, even Jesus couldn't save that shower of shite.

You are quite right. Theologically speaking, Jesus would must likely command them to go and throw themselves in a lake:

Mark 5:

11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, "Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them." 13 He gave them permission, and the evil spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We want Kember in, say we want Kember in!

 

[Paddy B]

I have it on very good authority that the dirty deed has just been done.

My source also mentions Ron Noades has been seen at the club.

comments BR?

 

[Yorkie]

You are quite right. Theologically speaking, Jesus would must likely command them to go and throw themselves in a lake:

Mark 5:

11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, "Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them." 13 He gave them permission, and the evil spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.

 

[Trigger]

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?threadid=43338

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My source also mentions Ron Noades has been seen at the club.

comments BR?

He still owns Selhurst Park I believe. They probably have to ring him up to get the keys and enter the code for the burglar alarm whenever Jordan wants to have a board meeting.

 

[Bwian]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/haveyoursay/polls/?itemId=7498180

Evening Standard:

Should Crippled Alice sack agent Kember?

I think they should be told....

 

[Juan Albion]

He still owns Selhurst Park I believe. They probably have to ring him up to get the keys and enter the code for the burglar alarm whenever Jordan wants to have a board meeting.

I suspect they use the community room at the Sainsbury's

 

[Lord Bracknell]

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?threadid=43338

It's mayhem over there.

550 Users currently on the board - most of them receptive to any rumours anyone cares to post.

We must have weeks of NSC archive that we can off-load over there.

Anyone up for telling them it'll be Leroy?

 

[Juan Albion]

I've heard that Paul Brush is the favourite at the moment.

 

[Albion Dan]

NOOOOO Kember must stay!!!

Paul Brush? I think Basil would be more apt for those donkeys

 

[Simster]

Ex-Orient boss Tommy "no promotions in 8 seasons of division 3 shite" Taylor was recently sacked by Farnborough for expertly guiding them to 3 points in their first 14 matches.

He sounds perfect.

 

[Bwian]

It's mayhem over there.

550 Users currently on the board - most of them receptive to any rumours anyone cares to post.

We must have weeks of NSC archive that we can off-load over there.

Anyone up for telling them it'll be Leroy?

I think it's fair to say that they are less than receptive to any Albion fans on their board at the moment

Those plastic cockney wannabes love to dish it out but are totally incapable of staying cool when the favours are returned. As usual they resort to the gay jibes-a collective IQ of 11 rules out any other response. Wankers!

 

[Gritt23]

Any chance of getting Hinshelwood the job?