Paddy McCourt - The big question

[Gullflyinghigh]

Looks like me in 20 years time...and I'm in my late twenties...

 

[Machiavelli]

He's just too good for you
He loves his special brew...

He's a mercurial talent. He's 30. He hasn't achieved much or played much in his career.
I'm not sure that your ditties will bring out the best in him.
Or am I just a killjoy?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Paddy has the look of a naked rambler about him

 

[Hamilton]

(The animals went in two by two...)

Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
He looks like a tramp, but we don't care
He's got bags of skill, he's f'king flair
He's Paddy McCourt, they call him the tramp Pele

Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
Paddy McCourt runs down the wing
Looks like he should have, a dog on a string
He's Paddy McCourt, they call him the tramp Pele

Priceless.

The tramp Pele. Love it.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

 

[edna krabappel]

(The animals went in two by two...)

Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
He looks like a tramp, but we don't care
He's got bags of skill, he's f'king flair
He's Paddy McCourt, they call him the tramp Pele

Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
Looks like a tramp. Too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
Paddy McCourt runs down the wing
Looks like he should have, a dog on a string
He's Paddy McCourt, they call him the tramp Pele

Another verse for you.


He's really just too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
His breakfast is a Special Brew, McCourt, McCourt
He looks a total ****ing state
But give him the ball, he's ****ing great
It's Super Paddy, they call him the tramp Pele

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Another verse for you.


He's really just too good for you, McCourt, McCourt
His breakfast is a Special Brew, McCourt, McCourt
He looks a total ****ing state
But give him the ball, he's ****ing great
It's Super Paddy, they call him the tramp Pele

Nice.

I think my simple 'he's just too good for you, he loves his special brew' will be easier to get going though!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Huge Paddinho fan. Once he's fully fit he'll destroy this league.

Fully fit and off the gear?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Werewolf or homeless?

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And Burke claims he looks into each player's background/character?

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Fully fit and off the gear?

er..hope so. Granted, he does look like he enjoys one or two sherries.

 

[KZNSeagull]

And Burke claims he looks into each player's background/character?

All he is costing us is wages. He played 23 times for Barnsley last season. Worth a punt, despite any character flaws, surely?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

All he is costing us is wages. He played 23 times for Barnsley last season. Worth a punt, despite any character flaws, surely?

All I know is that the club have often said they look into player's background's and character to ensure they fit in with the squad an the club in a wider sense. I'd like to know the thinking behind offering this tramp a contract.

 

[El Presidente]

I've just spent £950 sponsoring his kit, I think that's more than he's spent on clothes in his life.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I've just spent £950 sponsoring his kit, I think that's more than he's spent on clothes in his life.

His kit? What, syringe, spoon and lighter?

 

[El Presidente]

His kit? What, syringe, spoon and lighter?

Pistols at dawn. No one disrespects the Derry Pele.

My second will be in contact with yours in due course SIR.

 

[KZNSeagull]

All I know is that the club have often said they look into player's background's and character to ensure they fit in with the squad an the club in a wider sense. I'd like to know the thinking behind offering this tramp a contract.

Perhaps he's channelling the spirit whistle of this chap?



(apologies - terrible picture)

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I've just spent £950 sponsoring his kit, I think that's more than he's spent on clothes in his life.

Respect due to you for that.