PA announcer at Stoke

[Minge]

Why did the announcer put on a strange song about willies by Ken Dodd at the end of the match?

Ever more odd, why was a ginger Albion fan singing it at the top of his voice with a strange smile on his face?

It went like this

"Oh a penis, a penis
The greatest thing that I possess
I thank the lord, that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis"

He then went around as many women as possible giving out a business card which apparently said "Ginger Prince Male Escort, It's twelve inches long but I don't use it as a rule, phone Cheadle xxx xxxx"

 

[Jam The Man]

I take it you are joking about 'Happiness' - Ken Dodd's 1965 #1 B-Side?

 

[Minge]

Indeedly doodly, but listen to the lyrics carefully and it is clear that the King of the Diddymen is singing about his 'chap'

 

[Jam The Man]

We've all done that... *ahem*

 

[Minge]

We've all done that... *ahem*

Even the DAFT BINTS?

 

[Jam The Man]

Particularly the daft bints on some occasions

 

[Screaming J]

Why did the announcer put on a strange song about willies by Ken Dodd at the end of the match?

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of a penis

 

[Stinky Kat]

The music at stoke was shit like the result Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why are all stoke fans called Craig?