Owwwwww Most Painful Thing Ever

[Seagullible]

one name - Perry Digweed!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Once when playing football I went to block somebody who was about to hit a piledriver from distance. Blocked the ball but his foot rebounded into my gonads. I was on the floor in agony and all my team mates did was rol my off the pitch. Bastards. One actually came runing up with a small pebble grinning that he'd found it. Bastards.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

When I was much younger I threw a BRICK at my dad's head in East Brighton park. He wasn't too impressed

 

[sullyupthewing]

My nuts burst once, I was in hospital at the time best place to be if that happens.

 

[Harvey]

OOOUUUUCCCHHH.

I know a guy whos nipple fell off because of the cold while playing footy !
He didnt even notice till he got in the shower !

Then the pain kicked in !

Can you imagine....nasty

IS that humanely possible? Did he go back out and look for it? I guess you could just stick it back on...?

 

[Trish]

one name - Perry Digweed!

I was in the south stand that night. It makes me feel queezy just thinking about the incident. Perry Digweed lost a lot of blood aswell!!

 

[JEM]

Now that's gotta be painful.

http://poetry.rotten.com/eye-gouge/

And so must this

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

 

[berkshire seagull]

Getting booted full whack in the balls by an ex and last week a fag butt i through out my car window came back in i i didn't realise and it burnt through my shirt and through my trousers and burnt my helmet and it bloody hurt grrrrrr.

 

[Trish]

Getting booted full whack in the balls by an ex and last week a fag butt i through out my car window came back in i i didn't realise and it burnt through my shirt and through my trousers and burnt my helmet and it bloody hurt grrrrrr.

Now you know what they mean about Smoking damaging your health, Berkshire.

 

[berkshire seagull]

must give the filthy habit up as your spot on

 

[nwgull]

Getting booted full whack in the balls by an ex and last week a fag butt i through out my car window came back in i i didn't realise and it burnt through my shirt and through my trousers and burnt my helmet and it bloody hurt grrrrrr.

Why were you wearing a helmet if you were in the car?

Back to the subject of painful injuries, I know numerous blokes who've snapped their 'banjos' whilst doing the business!

 

[Hiney]

Now this is what I call painfull


ooooh you bugger!

 

[Hiney]

Sorry slug, didn't see that

Doh

 

[Beach Hut]

That is fecking gross

 

[brighton rock]

 

[Sonic]

I suppose most people have heard this story, but I'll do it again in case you haven't.

There was a tale going round a while ago of a guy who dislocated his leg playing rugby (I think). Someone came to put it back for him, and he gave out a blood curdling scream. Turns out one of his nads had got in the way when they put his leg back, and was trapped/popped/whatever. The story goes that he ripped his vocal cords screaming!

Now THAT'S gonna hurt!

 

[Beach Hut]

How do you dislocate your leg ?

 

[Sonic]

Leg, hip, whatever. I'm no doctor (as you can probably tell).

 

[Beach Hut]

I could see that happenibg with the hip and imagine being fecking painful !

 

[brighton rock]

that must of hurt