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[Trigger]

Hunt for Worthing From The Argus)



A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.

The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.

A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.

"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value."

The crime took place at 10.45am on Sunday.

The suspect was described as a black teenager.

Anyone with information is asked to call Sussex Police on 0845 6070999.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Turd Burglar.

 

[Whitterz]

Another shit story from the Argus

 

[Public Pervert]

Turd Burglar.

 

[Everest]

The suspect was described as a black teenager.

Hmmmmm

 

[Whitterz]

You can imagine the old dears phone call to the Police

Operator: How can I help?

Old dear: Yes, I was out walking my dog, when a chap on a bicycle rode past and stole my dogs feces.

Operator: Can you describe said feces?

Old dear: Well, errr, it is of the brown variety.......


I wonder if they catch the thief, and return the goods to the rightful owner?, albeit slightly decayed

 

[Public Pervert]

Hmmmmm

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[Trigger]

You can imagine the old dears phone call to the Police

Surely they should release calls of this nature to the public...

 

[Pavilionaire]

WHY are Sussex Police inviting people with information to call their number?

No one was harmed, nothing of value was stolen. Are the police so under-utilised that they can afford this case more time?

I think of why many young people joint the police force - excitement, being a force for good, teamwork. How many envisaged filling out a crime report for the theft of a bag of dogshit?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My father was mugged at knifepoint for a bag of sausages.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

What's that supposed to mean?

That should narrow it down a little in Tarring.

Unless people are coming dowm from town to nick local doos.

 

[8ace]

What's that supposed to mean?

You don't see any white dog shit thieves these days.

 

[Whitterz]

My father was mugged at knifepoint for a bag of sausages.

Where they Walls?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'?











Dr Dre.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Where they Walls?

Holding up the ceiling.

 

[Whitterz]

WHY are Sussex Police inviting people with information to call their number?

No one was harmed, nothing of value was stolen. Are the police so under-utilised that they can afford this case more time?

I think of why many young people joint the police force - excitement, being a force for good, teamwork. How many envisaged filling out a crime report for the theft of a bag of dogshit?

Agreed, gross waste of police time.

 

[Public Pervert]

You don't see any white dog shit thieves these days.

You don't see any white dog shit these days either.

 

[The Wizard]

Imagine his disappointment when he realised he just a risked a serious prison term for a bag of shit.

 

[Taybha]

from what i gather the badder the shit, the better it is to smoke

 

[Public Pervert]

Imagine his disappointment when he realised he just a risked a serious prison term for a bag of shit.

You could apply that to all the mugs who buy 5% coke / 95% whatever's lying around.