Ovens on the Road

[dougdeep]

You're oven a laugh.

 

[Leighgull]

Here's me getting ready for Wigan.

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

Might get a reputation for being a cooker too, would rather stick to 'Seagulls'

 

[Return of the Rev]

I have an oven and its good,so count me in,i'll have 8

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Is Ovens the name of our new loan signing?
That's a hot deal .....

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Can't beat a bit of Denis 'The Heat' Ovens

 

[hart's shirt]

Wigan Athletic 0 Brighton and Hoven Albion 1

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

How long an extension cable will I need, for Wigan away?

Never mind Wigan, what would happen if we were drawn away to Carlisle or Hartlepool in the cup? Has a long enough extension lead been invented yet?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Ovens to White Hart Lane next season ?

That's a big NO and a points deduction for sure.

MOD! MOD!, ban the Major!

 

[Stat Brother]

That'll be 8,416, 50 metre extension cables.

Never mind Wigan, what would happen if we were drawn away to Carlisle or Hartlepool in the cup? Has a long enough extension lead been invented yet?

Carlisle should be a good 10,000 x 50 metre extension cables.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Couldn't you just clip the lead onto the overhead railway power lines and use them?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I'm not sure you lot are taking this as seriously as The Large "Richard Branson" One hoped !

 

[Bry Nylon]

Why is nobody taking this idea seriously? You don't deserve me - honestly you don't

I was simply having a natter with my very good friends, Mr and Mrs Smeg, about their kitchen appliance business and felt the overwhelming urge to find a contrived way to start a thread about it on here. (Previously this need deep inside me was sated by threads recounting my natters with Elliot from Azure, until unfortunately his company got binned for being shit).

Some people

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Pies to Wigan? Sacriledge

The Road to Wigan Pies? Wasn't that a book by George Orwell?

 

[LamieRobertson]

The Road to Wigan Pies? Wasn't that a book by George Orwell?

i see what you did there

 

[Nottseagull]

Just get one of these......

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This is an amazing coincidence as I bought one of those this very evening from Home Bargains (£5.99), so I presumed it was what this thread concerned. I have little idea of what the OP is talking about!