Ouch!

[coventrygull]

Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers / MosNews.com

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Crivvins! Must've been a very explosive relationship..

 

[Taybha]

lets just hope he didnt explode into the young ladies face

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Looks like the Courts are gonna give her a rocket. They've got her bang-to-rights, apparently..

 

[bhaexpress]

Don't think that was quite the blow job he was expecting.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I've heard of a cock-up: but this is ridiculous, quite frankly.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

He was asleep, he never even got to see her bangers.

 

[coventrygull]

All very good.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Im neving asking to explode in a ladies mouth again!

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

She did warn him that if he left her there'd be fireworks

 

[Jahooli]

She was quoted as saying " if I don't do this Catherine wheel "

 

[coventrygull]

She was quoted as saying " if I don't do this Catherine wheel "

The winner