Open Letter to CMS

[hans kraay fan club]

But after that, who on earth is there who can genuinely claim to have a better life than Craig? He's SO good looking, he's loved by thousands of people, he gets to play at the best stadium outside the Premier League every week, his family includes Barry Fry and he's certainly paid handsomely just to play for the Albion. Beat that if you can!

Its not a bad package, to be fair. You do have to hope that his missus gets her looks from her mother rather than Barry, or that might not be ideal.

Apart from that, and the playing for Scotland part, its all good.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Although, on the Scotland thing, I'm pretty much convinced that its all an elaborate plan, to install himself as AGENT Craig, just on the off-chance that we ever have to play the jocks again in a competitive fixture. At which point he will proceed to SMASH the ball into his own net, before laughing his head off, and ripping off his jocko shirt to reveal a three-lions tatoo...

 

[Jam The Man]

You missed the "a RT would make my day" part.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Oh Gary easily. He's the ULTIMATE dream. The talent, the looks, the money, the success,

Were you gutted about being voted off of the Eggs Factor yesterday Johnny?

 

[Originunknown]

CMS wants it more than the rest of our players put together!

Class act

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

CMS wants it more than the rest of our players put together!

Is that why he runs around like an oversexed bunny?

 

[Albion Robster]

I totally agree with this. HOWEVER, it would also be nice if more of the players joined CMS & Bridcutt, rather than running down the tunnel, Though I did notice that Billy joined them this week.

Normally Nooney is a good clapper backer...obviously being substituted he could appeciate The Amex clappers this week.
Personally would like to Gus to come over with the players on Away Days.

 

[ArcticBlue]

Normally Nooney is a good clapper backer...obviously being substituted he could appeciate The Amex clappers this week.
Personally would like to Gus to come over with the players on Away Days.

I recon Gus saves his clapping exploits for special occasions only.

 

[Albion Robster]

I recon Gus saves his clapping exploits for special occasions only.

Yeah, for Madelon! (for those who follow @notguspoyet on Twitter)

 

[brightonrock]

When Harley was substituted, he started walking off and lots of people stood up to applaud, and the guy behind me was seemingly getting ready to be offended, aggressively (though somewhat under his breath) telling Harley to start clapping the fans back. It was almost as if he wanted Harley not to clap so he could be offended and rant about him.

Harley did clap the fans as he came off, btw.

I dunno if you sit WSU Block G near the back, but if so, that was me, and it's not what you think - it's a running joke started last year when Mr Murray would often walk off to a rapturous applause and leave it til the last moment to clap, and has been continued this year with the 17 shirt's new incumbant. Not real aggression, honest.

 

[darters74]

Best thread ever. CMS, I love you x

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Exposure to these two ghastly failures is probably the worst thing about being CMS.

But I'd happily deal with it in exchange for The Amex, working with Gus and a Sunday roast with Barry every weekend.

A "roast" with Barry Fry?

 

[Medwayseagull]

Is that why he runs around like an oversexed bunny?

With the Duracell batteries?

 

[Acker79]

I dunno if you sit WSU Block G near the back, but if so, that was me, and it's not what you think - it's a running joke started last year when Mr Murray would often walk off to a rapturous applause and leave it til the last moment to clap, and has been continued this year with the 17 shirt's new incumbant. Not real aggression, honest.

Nope, wsl.

One of the guys behind me was also constantly making "jokes" about Buckley injuring himself whenever he warmed up near us. I imagine a lot of people did, but I also think they may have been able to make the joke without it seeming so passive aggressive.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Were you gutted about being voted off of the Eggs Factor yesterday Johnny?

If I was Johnny I would be gutted,his voice is 500 times better than Cocoa..lid...at least CMS zings.......

 

[Zebedee]

CMS = a top, top player.

 

[BensGrandad]

The simple answer if the supporters need to be clapped for turning up to watch a match that they chose to attend would be for all of the team to go to the centre circle at the end and the just applaud the 4 sides and then all troop off.