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Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,758
LOONEY BIN
It's just like 2002 and it seems we haven't learnt our lesson at all, I don't blame Magoo although he would be better employed as a clown at Zippo's circus on the Hove Lawns.
It's all Dick Tights fault as yet again he tries to do things on the cheap and we will be relegated at Xmas this rate with Withdean half full and when he asks Fat Boy for a handout I hope he tells him where to go.
We did this two years ago playing with kids and things never picked up until Coppell turned up and signed some decent experienced Division 1 as was players.
It's time this potless pillock was kicked out of the club back to the obscurity he deserves and all the time Dick Tight is chairman we will never get a new ground or get a decent team to survive in this league.
 




Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
Oil cooler failure on a Volvo 760 automatic is easily cured-even if there is an oil/water mix in the cooling system. Drain and fill the gear box until clean and add an Automatic transmission Treatment on the last fill. To clean the cooling system of oil use Bio-Degreaser.
 


Vlad the Impala

New member
Jul 16, 2004
1,345
Ernest said:
It's just like 2002 and it seems we haven't learnt our lesson at all, I don't blame Magoo although he would be better employed as a clown at Zippo's circus on the Hove Lawns.
It's all Dick Tights fault as yet again he tries to do things on the cheap and we will be relegated at Xmas this rate with Withdean half full and when he asks Fat Boy for a handout I hope he tells him where to go.
We did this two years ago playing with kids and things never picked up until Coppell turned up and signed some decent experienced Division 1 as was players.
It's time this potless pillock was kicked out of the club back to the obscurity he deserves and all the time Dick Tight is chairman we will never get a new ground or get a decent team to survive in this league.


:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

Some people actually find this tedium funny?
 
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Ah! NSC's all-time favourite running gag. Nothing will ever top it.

What's everyone's favourite running gag in the Simpsons?

Mine would have to be whenever a nervous Principal Skinner is showing Superintendant Chalmers around the school. You know it's going to end in some kind of catastrophe every time, much like Ernest's mythical Albion Elementary run by Principal Tight, but you still can't help laughing.
 






Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,758
LOONEY BIN
London Irish said:
Ah! NSC's all-time favourite running gag. Nothing will ever top it.

What's everyone's favourite running gag in the Simpsons?

Mine would have to be whenever a nervous Principal Skinner is showing Superintendant Chalmers around the school. You know it's going to end in some kind of catastrophe every time, much like Ernest's mythical Albion Elementary run by Principal Tight, but you still can't help laughing.

The only reason Dick Tight gets away with it is because of idiots like you.
When will you wake up and see that the potless pillock is going to cause the death of the club ?
 




Ernest said:
The only reason Dick Tight gets away with it is because of idiots like you.
When will you wake up and see that the potless pillock is going to cause the death of the club ?

Not bad Ernest, but mine's better:

Chalmers: "Well, Skinner, I'd better be getting back to th-- *notices that Skinner's kitchen is on fire* ...oh, dear God, what is happening in there?!"
Skinner: "Oh that's the Aurora Borealis."
Chalmers: "The Aurora Borealis?"
Skinner: "Yes."
Chalmers: "At this time of the year, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?"
Skinner: "Yes."
Chalmers: "May I see it?"
Skinner: "No."
 












Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
Ernest is right!

Time to get another man in!

Over to you Ernest, go get the Man who wants to take over a team without planning permission. They are obviously queing up!

Name them

To be honest Ernest, I've gone along with a lot of fellow posters who say you are a laugh! but to be honest you are becoming bloody tedious.

Ernest Put up or Shup up!

or


GFY!

Clue: G=Go and Y=Yourself! Work out F

Twat!
 


Chesney Christ

New member
Sep 3, 2003
4,301
Location, Location
I really don't get the joke.

Ernest, you have spent 2040 posts on this "joke" - should you not be spending more time with your wife and kids? Im being 100% serious here.

Come out of your pathetic character for a moment and talk as a human being rather than an "adult" with communication problems. 2040 posts - by my estimation - equates to roughly 60-70 hours of time that you could have spent bringing your children up, treating your wife or looking after a sick parent. You are probably middle aged so perhaps your Mum and Dad are in their 70 or 80s. Are they well? Have you checked? Do you care? Or his this hilarious joke more important to you?

Or perhaps you are 45, single, collect stamps and masturbate over internet message boards.

The joke's on you mate.
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
Chesney Christ said:
I really don't get the joke.

Ernest, you have spent 2040 posts on this "joke" - should you not be spending more time with your wife and kids? Im being 100% serious here.



Got it in one Ches!

Who is this prat Ernest?

Does anyone really know him?

Beach hut, you have many battles with the guy but do you know him? have you met him?
 




Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,758
LOONEY BIN
Chesney Christ said:
I really don't get the joke.

Ernest, you have spent 2040 posts on this "joke" - should you not be spending more time with your wife and kids? Im being 100% serious here.

Come out of your pathetic character for a moment and talk as a human being rather than an "adult" with communication problems. 2040 posts - by my estimation - equates to roughly 60-70 hours of time that you could have spent bringing your children up, treating your wife or looking after a sick parent. You are probably middle aged so perhaps your Mum and Dad are in their 70 or 80s. Are they well? Have you checked? Do you care? Or his this hilarious joke more important to you?

Or perhaps you are 45, single, collect stamps and masturbate over internet message boards.

The joke's on you mate.


I don't get jokers like you who cannot answer the point that Dick Knight is not fit to run the club and it's his massive ego that is the problem
But all the time you can post juvenile shit that's ok, it's a good job you weren't around in 1997 because you'd be saying that Archer and Bellotti saved the club and we should be grateful they sold the Goldstone.
 


Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,758
LOONEY BIN
Buzza said:
Got it in one Ches!

Who is this prat Ernest?

Does anyone really know him?

Beach hut, you have many battles with the guy but do you know him? have you met him?

Same answer to you, anyone who really cares about the Albion knows that Dick Knight is not the saviour, never has been and never will be.
But all the time you can post juvenile crap then it will never get a fair hearing.
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
Ernest said:
Same answer to you, anyone who really cares about the Albion knows that Dick Knight is not the saviour, never has been and never will be.
But all the time you can post juvenile crap then it will never get a fair hearing.

Right? I post Juvenile crap do I?


If you'd noticed on this site, I don't normally get involved in NSC squabling but you are seriously PISSING me off!

Answer my earlier question?

WHO is the saviour?
 


Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,758
LOONEY BIN
Buzza said:
Right? I post Juvenile crap do I?


If you'd noticed on this site, I don't normally get involved in NSC squabling but you are seriously PISSING me off!

Answer my earlier question?

WHO is the saviour?

Who knows ? But it is not Dick Knight, never has been and never will be.
If Dick Knight was the real fan he says he is then he should be the one looking for the investment and trying to safeguard the club.
If has the rumour has it and I for think it's true how the hell can this club survive for another 5 years it will take Falmer or wherever to be built.
 




Eddie the Seagull

New member
Jul 6, 2003
2,214
Crowborough
If Earnest was to convey his sentiments without the personal attacks & childish comments then he may have a point.

I wont puff my chest out over the past blah blah.....

The fact is that the Albion have been ripped over the last 9 YEARS.

The club was duped/conned/ripped............whatever by three kuntz: Archer, Stanley & the REAL stooge, Bellotti.

If you, Earnest, truly believe that Dick Knight should stand aside, then fair play.

Just remember, if you were there at Gillingham week in week out, where we might be now without Dick Knight?

Don't be a twat all your life.
 


Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,758
LOONEY BIN
Eddie the Seagull said:
If Earnest was to convey his sentiments without the personal attacks & childish comments then he may have a point.

I wont puff my chest out over the past blah blah.....

The fact is that the Albion have been ripped over the last 9 YEARS.

The club was duped/conned/ripped............whatever by three kuntz: Archer, Stanley & the REAL stooge, Bellotti.

If you, Earnest, truly believe that Dick Knight should stand aside, then fair play.

Just remember, if you were there at Gillingham week in week out, where we might be now without Dick Knight?

Don't be a twat all your life.

Probably where we are now
 


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