One reason why BHAFC cannot have Falmer

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

MYOB,

I have no beard, no sandles, don't like tech heads very much, cannot stand tech conferences (too many weirdos and geeks). I am a J2EE architect , but also like coffee (hence the picture).

I also do not carry Unix manuals around with me !!

 

[Storer68]

I like their bit about Portsmouth being "One of the league's lower clubs" and "struggling financially and may not survive" .

So, that'll be two years in the premiershipa nd just got approval to spend £125 million upgrading Fratton Park

 

[magoo]

Good old trick this.

 

[Man of Harveys]

That website is brilliant:

"The Village Hall is used for many village functions, the Ladies
Group" - phwooaaarrrr eh?!....see, it's not exactly a million miles from Falmer to Brighton's lesbo hotspots!!

"flat mat bowls" - I don't know what this is but it sounds positively FILTHY

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Good old trick this.

"Contacts at Falmer "Fuckface" Parish Council"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Nothing, but nothing, cracks me up more than that pornolised website. It's a lot more accurate than the real one:


"Lewes District "Mistress Anal" Council, many other local smacks and associations, national and regional screws like The Sussex "Asshole" Downsmen, Fucks of the assfucking Earth, Sussex "Anal" Barfs Conservation "Fuckface" Board, The "Muffmuncher" Council for the titty f***ing Protection of Rural "f*** me for a Buck" England"

 

[magoo]

Nothing, but nothing, cracks me up more than that pornolised website. It's a lot more accurate than the real one:


"Lewes District "Mistress Anal" Council, many other local smacks and associations, national and regional screws like The Sussex "Asshole" Downsmen, Fucks of the assfucking Earth, Sussex "Anal" Barfs Conservation "Fuckface" Board, The "Muffmuncher" Council for the titty f***ing Protection of Rural "f*** me for a Buck" England"

The best thing is if you refresh the page it completely re-does it.

 

[Biscuit]

Good old trick this.

pornolize! Im missed you!

 

[Biscuit]

Village teas are titty f***ed every Sunday between the fingering first Sunday in May and the last Sunday in September from 2.30pm until 5 p.m. in the Village "Dildo" Hall by the wanking pond.

classic.