one happy little boy one unhappy dad

[gully07]

just got in from work to find my 9 yr old going mad around the living room and doing back flips on the trampoline ask him why he is so exited his reply was im going to the amex tomorrow my season ticket arrived this morning sorry to say dad you aint going coz yours never arrived

 

[saafend_seagull]

ground him

 

[dingodan]

Beat him.

And steal his ticket.





Joke

 

[grummitts gloves]

Barnados?

 

[Nathan]

Beat him.

And steal his ticket.

Joke

Glad you said it was a joke, stealing is wrong!

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

just got in from work to find my 9 yr old going mad around the living room and doing back flips on the trampoline ask him why he is so exited his reply was im going to the amex tomorrow my season ticket arrived this morning sorry to say dad you aint going coz yours never arrived

Funnily enough same thing has happened with my mate and his 9 year old.

 

[Falkor]

id bog wash him

 

[seagullwedgee]

It is possible to 'upgrade' a child season ticket to adult for individual games (see separate thread).

So, all you need to do is nail one of his feet to the floor and get on the bus/train/bike up to the amstad.

 

[c.redkingy]

Beat him.

And steal his ticket.





Joke

Damn, it was just a joke

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

id bog wash him

That's old skool bullying, nice style

 

[The Large One]

Swap him for a big telly.

 

[gully07]

the little shit keeps walking past me with his swipe card in his hand saying im not letting go of it

 

[brakespear]

Trip him and snatch it out of his hand as he falls

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

the little shit keeps walking past me with his swipe card in his hand saying im not letting go of it

He has to fall asleep sometime...

 

[Sheebo]

just got in from work to find my 9 yr old going mad around the living room and doing back flips on the trampoline ask him why he is so exited his reply was im going to the amex tomorrow my season ticket arrived this morning sorry to say dad you aint going coz yours never arrived

I hope you told him off for DREADFUL English

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Ask him how he is going to get there on his own. Then tell him Father Xmas doesn't exist!

just got in from work to find my 9 yr old going mad around the living room and doing back flips on the trampoline ask him why he is so exited his reply was im going to the amex tomorrow my season ticket arrived this morning sorry to say dad you aint going coz yours never arrived

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

the little shit keeps walking past me with his swipe card in his hand saying im not letting go of it

Is it free entry for season ticket holders ?? If not then no pocket money for him this week. Just remind him that the Bank of Dad invested heavily in Greek businesses

 

[terryberry1]

Make him sleep next to a picture of glenn murray.... Mental torture

 

[Lewes Seagull]

And now it's happened to me. My 15 year old son's ticket arrived this morning but not mine. Arrrrrrgggghhhhhh

 

[Giraffe]

And now it's happened to me. My 15 year old son's ticket arrived this morning but not mine. Arrrrrrgggghhhhhh

Conspiracy theory says they don't want oldies ruining the look of the AMEX!!