On the day that Falmer Stadium opens...

[Cheeky Monkey]

You mean Linda Barron.

Lynda Barron, The Barron Knights, OMD, we're just not fussy down here.

 

[goldstone]

We did this before and there were a lot of votes for Fred the Argus seller from the Goldstone.

Or how about the remaining living members of the Haywards Heath Silver Band who used to play at half time at the Goldstone in the sixties?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I hope King Harold the 2nd remembers to scatter my ashes in the center circle of the Amex New Goldstone Arena.Luckilly the hovver hearse won't cut up the astro turf to much and it will be a provide a handy distraction in the 3rd quarter break from the tedious spectacle of the NSC holo-choir singing a medley of old fashioned football chants dressed in the regulation blue and white body suits.
Following that there will be a virtual replay of the 2005 play-off final against Reading (4-0 The Albion) and then the newly named American Express Cosmos Albion will go on to beat conference south champions Crystal Bollocks Utd 1-0 (Leony Knight, grand daughter of Leon) (pen 92 min)
All this I will view from the Alan Mullery Stand having had my head removed on death and frozen then reattatched to the body of a virtual Patricia Arquette. Hmmmmm imagine bath time.......

In the mean time see you all tomorrow at Leeds. I'm off to the bathroom.

 

[Stevie Boy]

well i was was thinking how about John Presscott or Bill Archer (only joking) only one person who that should be, DK, hes put a hell of alot of work into the club and he deserves it.

 

[Gully]

Not King William, he is a Villa supporter allegedly, mind you they might be moving south in the not too distant future as he was once heard to say "When King Charles kicks the bucket I will be taking over at the Palace", read into that what you will...

 

[desprateseagull]

jordan, chriff eubank, AND fatboy slim??

party on!!

 

[dougdeep]

Whoever will pay the most to do it.

 

[Colbourne Kid]

Surely it should be a fan drawn by lot from the Away Members database.

 

[dougdeep]

Surely it should be a fan drawn by lot from the Away Members database.

Or the top N.S.C. poster.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

If he is still at the club it should be Kerry Mayo, the player that would have linked Falmer and the Goldstone and spanned the years in the wilderness, with DK by his side. Following behind should be a procession of Albion legends

Some suggestions:

Peter O'Sullivan
Kit Napier
Peter Ward
Brian Horton
Garry Nelson
Dean Wilkins
Hans Kraay
Robbie Reinelt
Ian Chapman

Our opponents should be Donny Rovers.
Gary Hart

 

[teaboy]

Bill Archer and David Bellotti. Just to show them HOW BADLY THEY FAILED TO KILL OUR CLUB! Oh, and Norman Baker, if any killing's gonna be done we might as well get the lot.

 

[FG aka FOOTBALL GENIUS]

Elvis

FALMER IS A PIPE DREAM IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Canon & Ball

 

[alan partridge]

Canon & Ball

the ONLY sensible suggestion in this thread,

 

[the full harris]

Superman
Father christmas
Dangermouse

or someone else who HAS NEVER and WILL NEVER exist, even though we desperately want them too.

 

[Everest]

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Bill Archer and David Bellotti. Just to show them HOW BADLY THEY FAILED TO KILL OUR CLUB! Oh, and Norman Baker, if any killing's gonna be done we might as well get the lot.

Ah, I can see it now, a massive re-enactment of an Aztec human sacrifice to the gods on the pitch. Although I suspect if it those 3
goons, the gods will send them back.

 

[Hydro Driven]

Dick Knight has worked so hard for Falmer!!! He should have the onner!!!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Who would be your preferred choice to officially declare the stadium 'open'?

Let's have some ideas.

I think it has to be Maggie Thatcher,she is such a lovelly Woman,I think it was marvellous the way She looked after General Pinochet and f***ed over those troublesome miners.

 

[miguelpea]

I hope King Harold the 2nd remembers to scatter my ashes in the center circle of the Amex New Goldstone Arena.Luckilly the hovver hearse won't cut up the astro turf to much and it will be a provide a handy distraction in the 3rd quarter break from the tedious spectacle of the NSC holo-choir singing a medley of old fashioned football chants dressed in the regulation blue and white body suits.
Following that there will be a virtual replay of the 2005 play-off final against Reading (4-0 The Albion) and then the newly named American Express Cosmos Albion will go on to beat conference south champions Crystal Bollocks Utd 1-0 (Leony Knight, grand daughter of Leon) (pen 92 min)
All this I will view from the Alan Mullery Stand having had my head removed on death and frozen then reattatched to the body of a virtual Patricia Arquette. Hmmmmm imagine bath time.......

In the mean time see you all tomorrow at Leeds. I'm off to the bathroom.

NOBO