On completion of 300 runs today...

[The Large One]

Perhaps someone might be kind enough to inform Lancashire County Cricket Club of such an occasion.

I though a short, kindly message, something along the lines of "F**k all for second, you get f**k all for second" to the tune of 'Guantanamera' might be appropriate. Or maybe 'Graham Keedy is a w****r, w****r'.

Their telephone number is 0161 282 4000.

Any other suggestions?

 

[Marc]

I'll be running up and down Black Lion Street singing CHAMPIONS! Although I dont know if any Lancs fans will se me

 

[pevenseagull is spartacus]

 

[Marc]

Surely today we should rename NSC to "Cromwell Road Chat" or something


TURKEY...sort it out

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Cromwell Road?

"We're the deckchairs, we're the deckchairs, we're the deckchairs Sussex gentlemen".

Doesn't quite do it for me.

 

[Italiaseagull]

We love you Mushy, because you've got a beard
We love you Mushy, your totally revered
We love you Mushy, windmill action and smile!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I don't know what i'm gonna do although i know whatever it is will cause some weird looks.

 

[Marc]

Cromwell Road?

"We're the deckchairs, we're the deckchairs, we're the deckchairs Sussex gentlemen".

Doesn't quite do it for me.

well they are blue & white chairs at least