Raleigh Chopper
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Shall we have a game of Opening Ceremony Bingo? What do we think are dead certs (I'm talking in terms of ceremony content, I don't mean "Olympic flame lit by a torch"...that's a little TOO obvious).
I'm waiting for:
-the IOC president blithering on about playing fair and the Olympic Family (subtly ignoring all the drugs stuff)
-light booing of a high level Brazilian politician
-samba bands, many
-Neymar
-chirpy Australians waving selfie sticks and wearing a little too much yellow in the team parade
-a ropey looking Pele
Canada will be all dressed like Mounties.
USA will have more stars and stripes on them than Evil Knieval.
The refugee team will all be in a small boat.
The word Samba will be mentioned at least 500 times.