Old North Stand Songs you don't hear any more

[Publius Ovidius]

I'm a bow legged chicken and a knock kneed ape
We ain't losta fight since we don't know when
we dont give a wiggle and we dont give a wank
We are the Brighton North stand
lalalalalalalalaaaaa etc

I hear the sounds...of distant farts
Over there ( pointing at away fans)
Over There
and do they smell.....
liiiike fuckin ell

We hate Nottingham Forest
We have Liverpool too
we hate man united
but Brighton we love you.

We had joy , we had fun
we had palace on teh run
but our joy did not last
cos the bastards ran too fast

West ham boys,
make more noise
When they play with Tonka Toys
lalalalalalalalala

 

[Superphil]

When I was an itty bitty boy
My Grandma gave me an itty bitty toy
Palace fans hanging on a string
She told me to kick their f***ing heads in


No No
No No No No
No No No No
No No No No Nogan

 

[The Bun Elephant]

Tiptoe through the North Stand,
Take your boots off
Get ya head kicked
So Tiptoe through the North Stand with me

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Go left go left
Go left right left
Go left go right go pick up your steps
go left go right go left
...he shot he scored
It must be our Peter ward


Your going home in a Sussex Ambulance

 

[Superphil]

Tiptoe through the North Stand,
Take your boots off
Get ya head kicked
So Tiptoe through the North Stand with me

The after the Police started removing laces from your boots

Tiptoe through the North Stand,
With your socks on....

 

[Superphil]

Your going home in a Sussex Ambulance

 

[Publius Ovidius]

ooops....fast fingers whilst waiting on a conference call!!!

 

[attila]

'Send the ref to Vietnam
Allelujah!' (circa 1970)

And to the Liver Birds tune:

'If you're standing on the corner
With a red scarf round your neck
Brighton boys will come and get you
And we'll break your fcking neck'

Rhyming 'neck' with 'neck'.....
classic

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Celtic..rangers...celtic...rangers etc etc

 

[Jonno]

PC Beard my lord...... an old favourite

 

[the wanderbus]

I'm a KNOCK KNEED CHICKEN AND A BOW LEGGED HEN
We ain't losta fight since we don't know when
we dont give a wiggle and we dont give a wank
We are the Brighton North stand
lalalalalalalalaaaaa etc

When I was an itty bitty boy
My Grandma gave me an itty bitty toy
TWO Palace fans hanging on a string
She told me to kick their f***ing heads in

Tiptoe through the North Stand,
WITH YOUR BOOTS ON
Get ya head kicked
So Tiptoe through the North Stand with me



That ends todays lesson

 

[Return of the Rev]

were harder than most and we rule the south coast uh ha!
if you want us come and get us if you want us here we are
harry roberts is our freind is are friend
you'll never make the station

 

[Return of the Rev]

to hell with aston villa to hell with notts county we'll fight fight fight for the albion till we win div 3
super mac super star looks like a woman and he wears a bra
oh

 

[The Fifth Column]

I always thought it was:

"You're going home in a county ambulance"

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

I'm a bow legged chicken and a knock kneed ape
We ain't losta fight since we don't know when
we dont give a wiggle and we dont give a wank
We are the Brighton North stand
lalalalalalalalaaaaa etc

I hear the sounds...of distant farts
Over there ( pointing at away fans)
Over There
and do they smell.....
liiiike fuckin ell

We hate Nottingham Forest
We have Liverpool too
we hate man united
but Brighton we love you.

We had joy , we had fun
we had palace on teh run
but our joy did not last
cos the bastards ran too fast

West ham boys,
make more noise
When they play with Tonka Toys
lalalalalalalalala

Seem to remember that it was Hen and not Ape, hence the ryming of the next line.

Brings a tear ot a glass ear that one.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Icy Gull]

You're gonna get your fuckin' 'ead kicked in

 

[LABHA]

trigger,trigger,trigger...............

 

[BensGrandad]

2 very old songs probably pre north stand dominance


2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate

2 4 6 and a bit who dropped Pompey/ Palace as appropriate in the shit

 

[Return of the Rev]

we took the fratton we walked right in it! with bottles and spanners carving knives and hammers!
if i had the wings of a sparrow if i had the arse of a cow i'd fly over selhurst tommorrow and.............

 

[Hunting 784561]

And do they smell ?

Like faaakin hell...

Over there ( point at Palace fan)

Over there...