OK ... Let's get smutty. First Caption Competition of the New Era

[Lord Bracknell]

 

[Beach Hut]

"Lord Bracknell bitter over Tories coming to power"

 

[Seagull Pete]

I was sure there was a boob in here somewhere....................

 

[vegster]

"I think we should celebrate with a fag "

 

[Uncle Buck]

Welcome to the Fourth Reich.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Posh boy is a slapper
He really is quite vague
And when he's shagging SamCam
He dreams of William Hague

 

[Highamgull]

I was sure there was a boob in here somewhere....................

.........................no, he left an hour ago!!

 

[SUIYHP]

I was sure there was a boob in here somewhere....................

Cameron tries to find the knockers at number 10

 

[Gully]

...I expect the bed will still be warm, I just hope they changed the sheets!

 

[vegster]

" Sam, it looks like you will be the first sacking of a new era "

 

[Normal Rob]

One erection - job done.
One election - job done.

 

[Everest]

Fancy a f**k before I f**k the country?

 

[vegster]

" yes of course I love you Sam, but. first I must wake Margaret from the cryogenic tank and tell her that she can rise and feed again !!!!"

 

[Helter]

Hope we don't find any stail Brown cum on the sheets!

 

[webbyson]

Them stupid fuckers fell for it darling

 

[clippedgull]

Darling, I'm going to milk this for all it's worth

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Right Tit Fondles Left Tit.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Right Tit Fondles Left Tit.

very good!

 

[hart's shirt]

Cameron's success brings hope to stump-fingered boys everywhere.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

It's okay darling. I've already made the right tit Chancellor.