Official WWE No Mercy thread

[Ernest]

Remember it is on Sky Sports 2 live at 1am and not on Sky Sports 1

 

[Ernest]

WWE Championship - Last ride match

JBL v The Undertaker - I'm going with the deadman here

WWE USA Title - Best of 5

Booker T v John Cena

WWE Tag Championship

Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki v Rob Van Dam and Rey Misterio

WWE Cruiserweight Title

Spike Dudley v Nunzio

Kurt Angle v The Big Show - Welcome back the big fella

Luther Reigns v Eddie Guerrero

Paul London v Billy Kidman

Maybe 1 more match to be added on Heat plus hopefully a bit of T and A

 

[Scotty Mac]

oh joy!

 

[Kryten]

did you know it's real, ernest? no acting at all

 

[Turkey]

Whats a Last Ride match?

 

[Braders]

whatever happened to doink?

 

[Wardy]

Whats a Last Ride match?

I guess it means the loser just gets their Bus Fair Home and is not allowed to fight again.

 

[Turkey]

Is The Undertaker fighting Jonny Boy Lennon?

 

[Ernest]

Whats a Last Ride match?

winner is the one who stuffs the other in a hearse , similar rules to a casket match

 

[Beach Hut]

winner is the one who stuffs the other in a hearse , similar rules to a casket match

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Well it's the much weaker Smackdown brand. But here are my predictions...

WWE Championship - Last ride match - JBL v The Undertaker (Taker)

WWE USA Title - Best of 5 - Booker T v John Cena (Cena)

WWE Tag Championship - Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki v Rob Van Dam and Rey Misterio (No idea who the first 2 are so I'll go for the other 2)

WWE Cruiserweight Title - Spike Dudley v Nunzio (Spike is shit, so I'll go for the other bloke, even though I'e no idea who he is)

Kurt Angle v The Big Show (Angle)

Luther Reigns v Eddie Guerrero (Gurrero, never heard of the other bloke)

Paul London v Billy Kidman (Is London British?)

 

[sams dad]

I can't believe that anyone over the age of 10 yrs watches this shite

 

[bigc]

whatever happened to doink?

he changed his name to dwayne and moved to england

 

[Easy 10]

I see Kane isn't taking part. Is he still busy tracking down Kev the Ape ?

 

[Beach Hut]

I can't believe that anyone over the age of 10 yrs watches this shite

I can, bear in mind it is Ernest

 

[Kev the Ape]

, and the undertaker got to win tonight. and kane aint in smackdown.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Mick McManus would have made mincemeat of these WWE wimps!

 

[Kev the Ape]

I see Kane isn't taking part. Is he still busy tracking down Kev the Ape ?

kane aint in smackdown he in raw.

 

[Kev the Ape]

what aload of shit british wrestling is.

 

[Easy 10]

kane aint in smackdown he in raw.

D'OH
Silly me, of COURSE he is.

*leans back in chair and slaps forehead*