O/T - worst songs of all time

[Dandyman]

What, in your opinion, are the worst songs of all time ?

To kick things off I'd like to nominate

1. Imagine - John Lennon

2. Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd

3. absolutely anything by Queen.

 

[tinx]

Cretin, how can imagine be the worst song of all time.

Anytihng by **** Williams especially angels wins for me.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I agree with the KNOBBER above.

 

[Marc]

Anything by COLDPLAY

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

Knights in white satin
Whiter shade of pale
Shadduppa you face

 

[tinx]

I agree with the KNOBBER above.

Cheers Fuckface

 

[Dandyman]

Cretin, how can imagine be the worst song of all time.

Anytihng by **** Williams especially angels wins for me.

In musical terms Imagine is a tuneless dirge.

In moral terms someone driving around in a roller seeing how much of Manhattan they own and then singing "imagine no possessions" can go f**k themselves.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Obvious choice, but 'My heart will go on'

Utter, utter shite.

 

[dwayne]

anything by
Billy Ray Cyrus
U2
Chillie Peppers

 

[tedebear]

that aga do song about pushing pineapples up a tree.....

and that daft chicken thing people do at weddings....

I'd rather listen to Clingons on the Starboard bow frankly...

 

[tinx]

Obvious choice, but 'My heart will go on'

Utter, utter shite.

good call that man,

Along with Bryan adams - everything I do
Whitney Houston - I will always love you
and most other themes from movies

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Star Trekking - now there's a song to get your uncool uncle on the dance floor at weddings, shaking his arms around as he wiggles it (just a little bit) in a desperately unfunny attempt at 'comical' dancing as a result of a few too many Gins.

Oh, hang on - that was me.

 

[tedebear]

oh dear Cheshire

 

[Barnet Seagull]

The worst song ever? Tricky.
Some do have some musical merit. Even Renee & Renato despite its clear cheesiness isn't a genuinely bad song. Likewise, despite it's cringeworthiness, that woeful "I've had the time of my life" dirge from Dirty dancing isn't tunefully a bad song

A lot of the above do p!ss me off too, but that's more through overplay than any judgement based upon the songs themselves.

So I'd probably say;

Bananrama - It Ain't what you do

3 talentless singers an annoyingly catchy melody and it wasn't even trying to be kitsch or a bit of a laugh. Terrible stuff.

 

[CHAPPERS]

That f***ing twat Jennifer Lopez - Love don't cost a thing.

Shitty song and untrue.

 

[Loops]

Doop - Doop

Or anything by either..

The Cheeky Girls
Tweenies/Bob the Builder etc..
or Sean Paul ..

 

[chez]

What, in your opinion, are the worst songs of all time ?

To kick things off I'd like to nominate

1. Imagine - John Lennon

2. Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd

3. absolutely anything by Queen.

You've put worst there when I'm sure you must mean best. The WORST songs are

1. Love Shack - B52's
2. Any Bloody R&B
3. All those so solid crew songs.

 

[Tooting Gull]

If there's a worse song than 'There's no-one quite like Grandma' by the St Winifrids School Choir, featuring that stupid bint with a lithp trying to get the sympathy vote, then I've never heard it.

Other very strong contenders are that Frog Song by McCartney, and Cliff Richard and all the women's tennis munchers singing 'Summer Holiday' at Wimbledon that time.

What Joe Dolce's 'Shadappayour face' is doing on this list is anyone's guess, likewise Love Shack.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Red Red Wine - UB40

 

[afters]

"music" (was my first love, and it will be my last.....) by some bloke called john somebody circa 1975.

must admit i'm with dandyman as well, good, but obviously unpopular, choices