O/T Wokmania or Gekko buffet restaurant..

[Mellotron]

Why would anyone go to Wokmania when you have Days in the same town? Baffling.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I have been to Wokmania...f*** knows what possessed me to go. It was truly one of the most disgusting experiences of my life. Everything about it was totally horrible: the food, the people, the staff, fat families everywhere gorging on huge plates of foot, a near fight when a new trough of sweet and sour arrived.