O/T ITV News Reporter

[Brady's Old Lady]

I've just dipped into ITV Lunchtime new. They're doing a report on the MTV awards and the fact that Christina Aguilera wasn't wearing much.

The reporters name was Nina Nanaar. It actually came up on the screen.

Her parents must have been so cruel.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Or maybe they just really like the Emergency Services.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

border line racist?

 

[Mr C]

border line racist?

What?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Yeah, What?

Reminds me of the old Eric Morecambe joke whenever a police car went by :-

"He'll never sell any ice creams going at that speed!"

Edited for grammatical reasons!

 

[Mr C]

Yeah, What?

Reminds me of the old Eric Morecambe joke whenever a polic ar went by :-

"He'll never sell any ice creams going at that speed!"

 

[tedebear]

poor lass - not as bad as the strange woman I used to work for at Toyota...

Anna Likopantis !!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Or Michael Jackson's new Chinese manager

Pork em Jung

Coat got, taxi ordered, I'm outta here!

 

[Storer68]

We did really (yes really) once have a Mary Christmas working here.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Actualy, it's just reminded me of when I was in a call centre and heard the girls phone up both a Michael Hunt and a Mr Twaddell. The latter pronounced it as Twod - ell rather than twaddle.

Also, there used to be 2 old dears in Eastbourne called Daisy Duckling and Pearly Gates.

Oh, and there used to be a Richard Head working for Southern Water.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I think I know her grandmother.

Nina Nanaar's Nanny.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

mmm... a lad called richard blower used to live round the corner from me

 

[Superphil]

We have a customer called Mike Hunt, and he doesn't try to disguise it, just calls up, says "It's Mike Hunt here, can I speak to...."

 

[tedebear]

My brother in law plays basketball with a Wayne Carr..... sad but true...

 

[CHAPPERS]

There is a stodent here called Friday Knight. She's a right bitch too.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

At the place a used to work there was a bloke called Jim James ...... or to give him his full name James James.

Not a lot of imagination there from his parents eh ?

 

[Rambo]

I have dealt with customers called.wait for it................
Mrs Fanny Tickler
Mr Spankie

They were not related!

 

[Storer68]

Is she attractive??

Otherwise its

Nina Narnar no no

 

[Kenhead]

Is she attractive??

Otherwise its

Nina Narnar no no

nah she isn't. shes always doing the enertainment correspondents!

 

[Zeitgeist]

I used to work with Mike Oxarde!