o/t FAO: Daft Bints

[Lush]

Mmmmmmmm firemen. Have them hosed and scrubbed and brought to my tent.

Although that calendar is totally gay.

 

[Citrus]

Nice calendar.

Whatever turns you on...

 

[superwife]

I've obviously got a really sensitive computer (bless), tried to look at dodgy firemen and it all seized up! Think I better stick with my Brighton calendar as well.

 

[Yorkie]

Mmmmmmmm firemen. Have them hosed and scrubbed and brought to my tent.

Lol Lush

The guys that work with my son are all in their 40's balding and a hint of beer bellies

 

[Locky]

Girls !! STOP IT !!

 

[Storer68]

I love firemen too!! I already have a fireman mouse mat!!! Mind you seeing them in action right outside my flat makes you see them differently!!

errrr I beg your pardon?

Seeing them in action right outside" Wash your mouth out with soap

 

[BrightonBird]

Girls !! STOP IT !!

Did you open the link Locky. Nice fireman with his hose on display! lol!

 

[Locky]

LOL................ You have me there BrightonBird

 

[Lush]

A fire chief had just got married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a fire station... he said that they would have sex on the bell system.
He went on to say that one bell meant take your clothes off...
two bells meant get into bed...
and three bells meant start fooling around.
The fire chief came home from work one day and decided to try out his system.... he hollered "One Bell" and she took off her clothes.
He hollered "Two Bells" and she got into bed.
He hollered "Three Bells" and they started fooling around like crazy.
A few minutes later, SHE yells "Four Bells."
"Four Bells?" the fire chief asks, "What is four bells?"
"Let out more hose!" she yelled. "You're nowhere near the fire!"

 

[NMH]

Hey ladies, I'm a fireman from the waist down

 

[Lady Bracknell]

errrr I beg your pardon?

Seeing them in action right outside" Wash your mouth out with soap

With or without a hose??

 

[Everest]

Hey ladies, I'm a fireman from the waist down

Baggy trousers & a helmet he hangs up when not needed.

 

[dwayne]

da muscles...look no further than the dwaynester yeemotherfuckinhaw

 

[Sam]

im a fireman...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You never see any good looking Firemen though

 

[NMH]

Baggy trousers & a helmet he hangs up when not needed.

Wherever I lay my helmet, is my home (inc. sprinkler system ;>)

 

[albiongirl]

What I meant was the action outside my flat was because my downstairs neighbours car was on fire

 

[NMH]

.....so you set your neighbors car alight just so you could gawk and letch at firemen ?

albiongirl that's really desparate !!

 

[BrightonBird]

Girls - something you can really sink your teeth into! lol!

www.cakesbyheidi.co.uk/images/spacer.gif

 

[BrightonBird]

Hmmm...link didn't work!

Will have to show you the site instead!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.polhill/images/P6010011.JPG