O/T Excuses for leaving work early!!

[SeagullinKent]

My work collegue has just left work early "As he is desperate for a poo and he doesn,t want to use the one's at work as he hates the thought of all the people having used it"

So i was wondering, whats the best one's you have ever heard?

 

[Italiaseagull]

"I want to go home period pains" :Various artists

 

[Titanic]

Excuse for not turning up in the morning:-

I sprained my wrist 10-pin bowling last night and can't turn the key in car door!

Does she think I'm fecking stupid, or what ?

 

[tinx]

I sprained my ankle and can't drive to work this moning

 

[BrightonBird]

Period pains usually works for me.

Or start crying and when they ask what's wrong, just say "it's personal but I haven't slept all weekend, I don't know what to do". they usually take pity and ask if you want to go home early.

Or hold on until you go a funny colour and say you feel ill - they'll believe you!

 

[Faldo]

Ive used the sprained ankle one...

I left work early the other day - didnt bother trying to make an excuse. Just said "I'll be off then". When I was asked where I was going and why, I just replied that I was off home "coz I'm bored with this place..."

Straight up honesty - they'll respect you for it in the long run (or they'll fire you!)

 

[CHAPPERS]

I got the afternoon off with a hangover not long ago.

Apparently i was white as a sheet and my eyes were blooshot so much it looked like they were pink.

 

[Italiaseagull]

I got the afternoon off with a hangover not long ago.

Apparently i was white as a sheet and my eyes were blooshot so much it looked like they were pink.

And then you went to the Cricket?

 

[Faldo]

Damned admirable!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I got the afternoon off with a hangover not long ago.

Apparently i was white as a sheet and my eyes were blooshot so much it looked like they were pink.

You're just a freaky albino Chappers. get away from me you wierdo.


I think MARTIN should read this thread as he regurlary gays it up and cant get out of work early.

For example - he isnt coming on the beers early for Brentford as he has to work. What an absolute CHISLA.

 

[PABLO ESCOBAR]

Period pains usually works for me.

Or start crying and when they ask what's wrong, just say "it's personal but I haven't slept all weekend, I don't know what to do". they usually take pity and ask if you want to go home early.

Or hold on until you go a funny colour and say you feel ill - they'll believe you!

Typical woman who suffers from make up pain and turns the water works on at a drop of a Bacardi Breezer.

What do you hold onto until you go a funny colour?

 

[BrightonBird]

Ahh but it works. Splash loads of water on your face for the desired effect

 

[PABLO ESCOBAR]

I've got a shipment coming in and me and me cartel is going to pick it up so I ain't in today. And by the way I got a nice Columbian neck tie for ya boss.

 

[Locky]

You need a bloody death certificate to get any time off where I work.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

I saw a t-shirt that made me chuckle the other day, it said:

"In used up all my sick days, so I phoned in dead"